The Dangers of Brainstorming - Contact

Hi folks,

A number of you have said that you want to give Tunbridge Wells Borough Council a piece of your mind, re their ban on "Brainstorming".

Be my guest Tunbridge Wells Borough Council

Ken

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The Dangers of Brainstorming

Well done to Tunbridge Wells Borough Council for proving that their existence is futile. They have decreed that the term "brainstorming" is illegal, and replaced it with the catchy phrase "thought showers".

Officials Tunbridge Wells Borough Council fear that "brainstorm" might offend epileptics or the mentally ill.

What complete bollocks!

It is clear the the word used in context is nothing to do with derogatory remarks against those who are ill.

Margaret Thomas, of the National Society for Epilepsy, said:

"Brainstorming is a clear and descriptive phrase.

Alternatives such as "thought shower" or "blue-sky thinking" are ambiguous to say the least.

Any implication that the word "brainstorming" is offensive to epileptics takes political correctness too far."

A council spokesman said:

"We take diversity awareness very seriously. The majority of staff have taken part in training and been asked to use the term 'thought showers'."

Farking morons!

What a waste of space and money Tunbridge Wells Borough Council is! Get rid of it.

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Nanny's Bad Language

Nanny has many friends around the country, people and organisations only too happy and willing to "do her bidding"; and impose yet another layer of suffocating rules on the citizens of Britain.

Today we travel to Merthyr Tydfil, in Wales, where Nanny's lackeys in the council have decided that the use of the word "brainstorming" is offensive to people with head injuries.

This word has now been placed on the Orwellian banned list.

The council proscribes the following alternative phrases to be used instead:

1 "Blue sky thinking"

2 "Ideas cascade"

How very elegant!

Remember children, by controlling the language Nanny effectively controls what you can and cannot think.

Counter revolutionary ideas cannot be constructed, if you do not have the vocabulary to construct them.