Nanny Wants More Canadian Porn

My thanks to a loyal reader from Canada who has a alerted me to some Canadian Nanny nonsense (courtesy of the National Post) regarding porn shown on AOV Adult Movie Channel, XXX Action Clips and Maleflixxx (Canadian TV channels), it seems that not enough of the porn is Canadian.

Nanny's chums from the Canadian Radio-television & Telecommunications Commission (CRTC) have been up all night watching bucket loads of porn, and have decreed that there are insufficient levels of Canadian-made pornography (the threshold is 35%) plus what is shown has not been close-captioned. As such, the CRTC has issued a reprimand to the three TV channels.

Incidentally, under standard CRTC policy, Canadian channels must also cater to the blind by offering “Audio Description,” a service in which narrators describe “graphics that appear on the screen.”

I see......erm thoughts and comments on how that would work anyone??

Good to know that Nanny spends taxpayers' money on watching porn.

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Nanny Bans Knobs

My thanks to a loyal Canadian reader, who alerted me to the recent piece of Canadian Nannyism relating to doorknobs.

Vancouver city council has decided to ban doorknobs in new builds, and only allow levers.

John Ford, then acting regional director of the Canadian Human Rights Commission, was quoted by the National Post:

“We’re not too proud of that, but we’re working on it.

A doorknob can create havoc for a person with limited use of their hands.”

Now whilst I can see the good intentions in all of this, is it not up to individuals to determine what best suits their needs and aesthetic desires (knobs vs levers)?

The council admits that they have had responses from some, saying that levers are no more helpful than knobs.


Is this Nannyism, or simply practical commonsense?

Can people not replace knobs with whatever they wish, as and when they move in?

Does the state need to make the decision for them?


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Canadian Nanny Bans Marmite

For shame, the scourge of Nannyism has reached Canada and Nanny's chums in the form of the Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA) have banned the sale of a smorgasbord of iconic British foods such as; Marmite, Ovaltine, Irn-Bru, Lucozade, Penguin Bars and Bovril.

For why?

They allegedly contain illegal additives!

Tony Badger, who runs Brit Foods a British specialty food store in Saskatoon, was ordered to stop selling several popular UK exports which had ingredients that did not appear on the Canadian ‘approved food list’.

He is quoted by the Telegraph:

“We've been bringing Irn-Bru in since the very beginning. 

My understanding was we were importing it legally. We've been declaring it through a customs broker and we've never had an issue until now.”

One customer, Briton Nigel Westwick, told the Star Phoenix newspaper that he "couldn't understand the insanity" of preventing Irn-Bru from entering Canada.

"For a country that allows one to buy firearms, guns, bullets, stopping a soft drink suitable for all ages seems a little ludicrous."

That of course is precisely the point, Nanny is ludicrous!

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