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Wednesday, November 27, 2024

Nanny's Plans To Secretly Test Bovaer on Unwitting Human Guinea Pigs


 

Nanny's net zero obsession has led her to do a deal with Bill Gates to subject humans (via cows) to compulsory trials of Bovaer, an untested cow food additive, all in the name of net zero.

The recent announcement that Bill Gates, the UK government, Tesco, Morrisons, and Aldi are joining forces to trial Bovaer, a methane-reducing feed additive for cows, has been met with widespread skepticism. While the initiative aims to tackle climate change by reducing methane emissions from livestock, the plan is fraught with issues that could have far-reaching negative consequences.

Questionable Efficacy

First and foremost, the efficacy of Bovaer is still under scrutiny. While initial studies suggest that it can reduce methane emissions by up to 30%, the long-term effects and overall impact on livestock health and productivity remain uncertain. Rushing into large-scale trials without comprehensive understanding could lead to unforeseen problems, potentially harming the very animals it aims to help.

Economic Burden on Farmers

The cost of implementing Bovaer is another significant concern. Farmers are already struggling with rising costs and economic pressures. Introducing an expensive feed additive could further strain their finances, making it difficult for small and medium-sized farms to stay afloat. This could lead to a consolidation of the farming industry, with only large corporations able to bear the costs, thereby reducing competition and diversity in the market.

Impact on Food Prices

The increased costs associated with Bovaer are likely to be passed on to consumers. Higher production costs will inevitably lead to higher prices for dairy and meat products. At a time when many households are already grappling with the cost-of-living crisis, this additional financial burden is both unwelcome and unsustainable.

Environmental Concerns

The broader environmental impact of Bovaer has not been fully explored. The production and distribution of the additive itself could have significant carbon footprints, potentially offsetting the benefits of reduced methane emissions. Moreover, the focus on technological fixes like Bovaer detracts from more sustainable and holistic approaches to farming that prioritise soil health, biodiversity, and regenerative practices.

Conclusion

The plan to trial Bovaer, spearheaded by Bill Gates, the UK government, Tesco, Morrisons, and Aldi, is a misguided attempt to address climate change. The questionable efficacy, economic burden on farmers, potential increase in food prices, and overlooked environmental concerns make this initiative a recipe for disaster.


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Wednesday, July 29, 2020

Henry Dimblely's Egregious Loathing of Percy Pig


Restaurateur Henry Dimbleby (who by happenstance is now in charge of the very Orwellian sounding National Food Strategy) has, for reasons best known to himself, something of a "bugbear" about Percy Pigs (sweets).

He finds it "egregious" that food products such as Percy Pigs claim to be natural etc etc. Thus he has decided to become the nation's Fussbucket in Chief.

The Guardian quotes him:

I just think that is not right. I think that is genuinely misleading

One of the most egregious sins of the modern food industry is its habit of clothing itself, and its products, in false virtue … ‘No artificial colours or artificial flavourings’ trills the packaging for Percy Pig, the ‘soft gums made with fruit juice’… How many parents take the time to check the ingredients list? If they did, they might (assuming they know how ingredient lists work) be agog to find that the three largest ingredients by weight are glucose syrup, sugar and glucose-fructose-syrup."

Well that's lovely, but the ingredients are printed clearly on the product, and until Nanny actually starts wiping our arse for us maybe we should let people make their own decisions eh?

It's a sweet, they are not meant to be nutritious!


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Thursday, October 10, 2019

Nanny To Ban Eating on Public Transport


Professor Dame Sally Davies, Nanny's Chief Medical Officer and food nazi, wants to ban people eating on public transport.

For why?

Seemingly it will make us slimmer.

Well, if I could be bothered to waste my time on thinking up various reasons why this is bollocks list them here (eg it won't work people will remain fat, some people need to eat on public transport eg diabetics, it is unenforceable etc etc).

However, I will simply save my time and yours by saying:

FUCK OFF TO NANNY!

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Thursday, March 28, 2019

The Planetary Health Diet That Will Kill us - #EATLancet


This is neither planetary, nor healthy.

It is, however, a diet that will kill us slowly!

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Friday, December 21, 2018

Tax All Food!

 
Nanny's Chief medical officer Prof Dame Sally Davies (who has called herself the nation's "chief Nanny"), is calling for taxes on unhealthy food high in sugar and salt.

She went on to say that her dream was to make fruit and vegetables cheaper for everyone from the proceeds.

Okay here's why this is bollocks:

1 Taxes on booze and food do not change behaviour for the better, people either ignore them or seek less expensive/less healthy alternatives.

2 Who decides what is "healthy/unhealthy"?

3 It is not Nanny's role to dictate to us what we may/may not eat.

4 Government's never use tax proceeds for the good, they are swallowed up by the ever increasing cost of Nanny's bureaucracy.



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Tuesday, August 14, 2018

St Jamie of Oliver Wants To Have His Cake and Eat It


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Monday, August 13, 2018

A Package of Fuck All!


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Thursday, July 19, 2018

The Joy of Pork Triggers Vegan Meltdown




As per Bristol Live:

Huge 'Become a Pork Lover' bus in Broadmead sparks angry exchanges with vegan activists.



Splendid!

Seemingly local vegan got upset when a bus promoting Spanish pork products.

The coach has the words 'become a pork lover' emblazoned on its side alongside a giant heart-shaped snout and pigs ears.

Shoppers are being invited on board to taste freebies, learn pork cooking techniques and receive nutrition advice.

Vegans, being part of the "offended at everything" brigade, were immediately triggered.

One of the protesters, named Jasmine, said:
"We are here because we are protesting this monstrosity. It's basically propaganda telling people that they can have pork imported from Spain for whatever reason that seems like a luxury, who knows."
The 'Pork Lovers Tour' roadshow which is touring the UK is being lead by Interporc, a non-profit organisation representing Spanish pork producers.

I do hope it comes to Brighton!

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Tuesday, June 05, 2018

You're Crackers!



Seemingly a new "test" has been developed to determine if your body processes carbs efficiently, if The Mail is to be believed:
"Simply chew on a plain cracker until it changes in flavour from a bland biscuit to quite sweet. If the taste changes in less than 30 seconds, your body probably processes carbs quite effectively.

More than 30 seconds, you’re not a great processor of carbs so the body is less able to use the excess as energy, and so stores it as fat. So you can have just 125g of carbs a day (around three slices of wholewheat bread)."
Surely a more accurate determination would be gained by determining if you are fat or not?

In the event you are fat, and want to be slim, then adjust your diet and take more exercise.

Simples!

Doubtless many people will now be rushing to the cracker barrel and stuffing themselves with crackers, only to gain weight from their cracker binge.

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Friday, June 01, 2018

St Jamie of Oliver Admits He's a Hypocrite


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Thursday, May 31, 2018

St Jamie of Oliver Bans Tony The Tiger, But Offers Job To Furi



Saint Jamie of Oliver has called for a ban on cartoon characters promoting junk foods to tackle child obesity.

He told MPs cartoon characters should only ever be used to promote fruit, veg and porridge not to “peddle rubbish”.

Thus we will see an end to Tony The Tiger and The Milky Bar Kid.

But wait!

What's this I see?

A cartoon character (Furi a Moshi character) being used by St Jamie of Oliver to promote a high calorie vegetable muffin...surely not?!

Maybe we might all be better off without Nanny using the whims of celeb chefs to guide her food fads!

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Thursday, March 29, 2018

Food Safety Hysteria Nonsense

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Friday, October 27, 2017

Scottish Nanny To Cap Portion Sizes


I am underwhelmed to read that Scottish Nanny is to stick her nose into the portions sizes served by restaurants, pubs and takeaways and set a limit.

As per the Telegraph:
"Supermarket price promotions on junk food are to be restricted and restaurant meal sizes could be capped under controversial plans unveiled by SNP ministers to tackle Scotland’s obesity epidemic.

A new Scottish Government diet and obesity strategy, published for consultation, said ministers are “minded” to clamp down on promotions on food that is high in fat, salt and sugar.

This could include a ban on multi-buy offers on products such as crisps and sweets, or shops temporarily discounting their price in order to increase sales.

Among the other controversial proposals are introducing portion limits on the size of takeaway, pub and restaurant meals. Food outlets would be forced to attach labels on menus and packaging disclosing how many calories their dishes contain."
Nanny can fark off, it is not her role to dictate how much or little we eat; neither is it her role to tell us we are fat!

The ‘state guardians’ assigned to each pre-school child under the SNP’s controversial Named Person scheme will “offer referrals to family healthy living and weight interventions” for those youngsters deemed to be too fat.
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Thursday, October 05, 2017

Nanny Hates Pesto


I see Nanny's chums from that interfering busybody group Consensus Action on Salt and Health have got their knickers in a twist again.

This time over the salt content of Pesto.

Seemingly CASH are of the view that Sacla's Italia Organic Vegetarian Pesto No 5 Basil and Italia Pesto No 1 Classic Basil now contain more salt per serving than a McDonald's hamburger.

It went on to say that said none of the sauces it checked, including some made by Sainsbury's and Tesco, could be described as healthy.

Sacla, quite rightly, said its products should be enjoyed as part of a balanced diet. In other words normal people are hardly likely yo be eating it by the bucketful.

I would make a few observations about what people should do:

- drink more water if you are worried about salt
- add sugar to counteract the salt
- complain to McDonald's that their hamburgers don't contain enough salt
- ask CASH what the hell is it to do with them what we eat?

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Friday, September 08, 2017

Prat of The Week - James Cracknell

Somewhat belatedly I would like to award James Cracknell my Prat of The Week Award.

Who is James Cracknell?

Apparently he is an athlete turned anti-obesity campaigner.

For why does he deserve the award?

According to The Spectator, Cracknell said in April that North Korea and Cuba had got a ‘handle on obesity’ (ie their hapless citizens - with a few notable exceptions - aren't fat).

Cracknell, by all accounts thinks that is splendid, and is all for Nanny adopting those countries' methods and techniques which he attributed to both countries being ‘quite controlling on behavioural trends’.

There you have it folks, Nanny's chums want Nanny to impose dietary dictatorship.

James Cracknell, well deserving Prat of The Week!

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Monday, August 07, 2017

Nanny's £25BN Sin Taxes


Nanny hates the fact that we drink, smoke and eat sugar, but is nonetheless delighted to make money of of our "sins".

In fact Nanny is raking it in. According to an estimate by the Institute of Economic Affairs, in a  report entitled "‘Smoking and the Public Purse", Nanny is set to screw us to the tune of £25BN next year.

With the forthcoming sugar levy expected to raise £500 million per year, the government’s revenues from sin taxes will now total £24.7 billion by 2018. Contrary to popular belief, the three most censured ‘lifestyle factors’ – alcohol, smoking and obesity – do not cost the taxpayer money. The punitive taxes levied on them more than cover the costs they impose on public finances, providing a net saving to the government of £22.8 billion.

Costs and savings from smoking
  • The government spends £3.6 billion treating smoking-related diseases on the NHS and up to £1 billion collecting cigarette butts and extinguishing smoking-related house fires.

  • The government saves £9.8 billion annually in pension, healthcare and other benefit payments due to premature mortality.

  • The government brings in £9.5 billion annually in duty paid on tobacco.
This means that smoking produces a net saving to the government of £14.7 billion a year, at current rates of consumption.

Costs and savings from drinking
  • The gross cost to public services, including healthcare for drinking related diseases and expenditure on public order, is £4.6 billion.

  • The government brings in £10.7 billion annually in duty paid on alcohol.

  • Net benefit: £6.1 billion
Only obesity incurs a net cost to the taxpayer of £2.5 billion a year. Once the sugar levy is introduced this will decrease to £2 billion.

As the IEA notes:
"It may be easy to point the finger of blame at smokers, drinkers and the obese for rising NHS costs, but this no longer stands up to scrutiny given the findings of this report and the levels of taxation now levied on ‘sin’. And by scapegoating these people, campaigners and policymakers risk ignoring the real problem that our healthcare system faces: an ageing population."
There you have it folks, the real "enemy" of the NHS is not boozers/smokers/obese but the elderly!

This of course presents Nanny with a problem, for if we follow her puritanical lifestyle recommendations we will live to a ripe old, dementia ridden, frail age and bankrupt the NHS.

Would it not be more cost effective for Nanny to tell us to drink, smoke and eat ourselves to a youngish death?


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Wednesday, June 21, 2017

The Horror!


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Wednesday, June 07, 2017

Public Health Quackery - Christopher Snowden Nails It!


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Thursday, April 27, 2017

Eat More Cheese


Contrary to Nanny's current advice, and reminiscent of her advice some decades ago, it is now deemed good for you to eat more cheese.

The Telegraph reports that eating cheese could stop you from developing liver cancer and boost liver health, according to new research.

The study, from Texas A&M University, found that aged cheeses such as brie and cheddar have the potential of boosting life expectancy by up to 25 per cent.

This is because these cheeses contain a compound called 'spermidine', though to prevent liver fibrosis and 'hepatocellular carcinoma', the most common type of liver cancer.

I dare say in a few years time, scientists will discover that smoking is in fact good for you (as they believed in the 17th century).

Cheesus!

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Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Meat Free Mondays at The BBC


My sympathy to Auntie's staff in Salford who have been recently banned from eating meat in the staff canteen on Mondays.

The Mail recently reported that BBC employees are fuming after their staff canteen banned meat from its menu on Mondays - with workers accusing the corporation of 'forcing its agenda' on them.

An internal message revealed 'meat free Mondays' will be introduced at the BBC North staff restaurant in Quay House in MediaCity, Salford.

The intranet memo says the change has been introduced for environmental and health reasons.

Ridiculous!

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