#VazGate - Vazeline Broke The Law

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Nanny and her chums are very fond of lecturing us on how we should behave, and what we are allowed/not allowed to put into our bodies (drugs, booze, fags, sugar, salt etc).

Yet, when it comes to Nanny and her chums, there is one law for us and another for Nanny.

Step forward Mr Vazeline, who believes that he is above the law!

Whilst the law wrt drugs is stupid, those who make the law cannot be above the law that they create!

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Knobhead of The Year - Keith Vaz

Congratultations to Keith Vaz MP who, despite it being only February, has placed himself in pole position for my ultra prestigious "Knobhead of The Year" Award.

There he was on Newsnight last night pontificating on how morally riught it was for Jacqui Smith (Home Economics Minister...sorry, slip of the tongue, Home Secretary) to ban Dutch MP Geert Wilders from entering the UK to attend a screening of his film (Fitna) that contains extracts of the Koran, on the grounds that he is anti Islamic.

Vaz gave a perfunctory performance, until it was noted that he hadn't actually seen the film that he said was anti Islamic. Moreover he went on to say that he didn't need to see the film in order to know that it was right to ban Wilders.

A British Muslim guest on the show complained to Vaz that he would have liked to have debated publicly with Wilders, to expose the foolishness of his views.

Vaz said he could do so by going to Holland!

As the Muslim guest noted, that response from Vaz said a lot about the so called freedom of speech in this country if he had to go abroad in order to be able to discuss a subject.

The added irony being that the film was screened anyway, and Mr Wilders (whom, until now, most will have never heard of) has now gained an awful lot of publicity.

I guess that Mr Vaz was a tad too busy to view the film, as he had been involved in a "lively" phone call with Boris Johnson the day before; a transcript of which had been inexplicably leaked by someone (not Boris or his team, that's for sure) to the media.

Keith Vaz, well deserving Knobhead of The Year!

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Booze Matters - No More Happy Hours

I see our "respected" political masters are getting worked up over booze issues again.

Nanny's chums in Parliament (the Home Affairs Select Committee) are calling for an end to happy hours and a minimum price at which booze can be sold in supermarkets, the theory being that we are drinking too much and causing Nanny's police a lot of bovver.

Nanny's chum, Chairman Keith Vaz said:

"We cannot have on one hand a world of alcohol promotions for profit that fuels surges of crime and disorder, and on the other the police diverting all their resources to cope with it."

Here's the thing folks, I might have more respect for the MP's who lecture us about our boozing habits were it not for the following:

1 MP's are generally unfit, overweight and prone to abuse a variety of substances (including booze).

2 MP's are able to purchase heavily subsidised booze (at our expense) in the Palace of Westminster's numerous bars and watering holes.

3 MP's are able to buy booze whenever they want in the Palace of Westminster, as the normal rules of licencing don't apply.

When our MP's subject themselves to the same privations, pricing structures and inconveniences that they wish to try to impose on us then I might have a little more respect for them when they attempt to lecture us about our drinking habits.

Until then, I humbly suggest that they shut the fark up!

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