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Showing posts with label booze. Show all posts
Showing posts with label booze. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 04, 2024

Know Your Limits - Nanny's Fake Booze Target


 

It transpires that Nanny's "safe" booze target of 14 units is in fact totally made up!

Who would have thought that?

The actual safe limit is around 80, but Nanny doesn't trust us to behave responsibly so she treats us like children!


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Thursday, August 18, 2022

Booze Boosts The Economy


 


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Thursday, June 17, 2021

WHO Bans Women of Childbearing Age From Drinking

The globally ridiculed and totally corrupt World Health Organisation has added another notch to its belt of absurdity, after suggesting that women of childbearing age should avoid drinking alcohol entirely, as it may harm their chances of giving birth.

The WHO’s draft global alcohol action plan 2022-2030 urges countries to pay “appropriate attention to prevention” of consumption in certain groups, including women of childbearing age.

This is utterly ludicrous and is Nannying of the worst possible extent. 

All the more so considering this comes from an organisation that fucked up its response to Covid, and gave China a free ride over its handling (and possible lab leak) of Covid!


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Wednesday, September 16, 2020

Nanny Has Driven Us To Drink

 

Unsurprisingly Nanny's lockdown has driven the UK to drink.

Allegedly the number of people drinking at 'high risk' levels has doubled to almost 8.5million since February, according to the Royal College of Psychiatrists.

Needless to say, Nanny and the media are getting their collective knickers into a twist over the potential knock on effects to the national religion of the NHS which, remember, we are meant to die for to protect it!

Therefore we may expect (sadly) many lurid headlines about the negative consequences of drinking, and for Hancock and the dying embers of PHE to come up with tedious and intrusive rules (eg 10PM curfew) to cut our drinking. 

Remember, if these figures really are true then this alleged rise was caused by Nanny herself!


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Thursday, March 05, 2020

Scotland's Minimum Booze Pricing Causes Jump In Booze Sales


As per The Retail Data Partnership Ltd:
"..the value of alcohol sales  in our 280-strong segment of convenience stores in Scotland has increased by 9.9%. 

The total sum of units sold has risen by 7.75%. Sales for beer are up 11.92%, as are spirits (9.1%), and wine (9.33%)."

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Friday, February 28, 2020

Nanny Wants To Shrink Your Drink


Nanny doesn't believe that we are capable of controlling ourselves, as such she wants to do it for us.

Our old friends from Public Health England have decreed that wine glasses in restaurants should be no bigger than 250ml, to prevent binge drinking, and wants Nanny to pass the relevant legislation.

It seems that researchers from the University of Cambridge found that people who eat out in restaurants drink less when they are given a smaller glass.

In restaurants, when glass size was increased from 300ml to 370ml, wine sales increased by 7.3 per cent. Reducing the glass size to 250ml led to a drop of 9.6 per cent.

Unless I have have missed something, it is not illegal to drink (yet!).

Nanny can keep her interfering nose out of our dining and boozing habits!

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Wednesday, February 26, 2020

Ban Drinking On Flights?


As if flying wasn't awful enough, the Guardian (the moral conscience of the left) asks if it is time to ban drinking on flights.

After mentioning a few incidents involving booze it then concludes that there actually isn't much of a problem.
"Real trouble is far less common. “I think high-end abuse is very rare,” says my first insider. “I haven’t encountered it personally … Most of the time it is a case of rolling my eyes and getting on with it.”
All very well and good, doubtless it filled a quarter of a page of the paper, but it has put the idea into Nanny's head!

One thing is for sure, if it ever were banned I would never fly again!

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Thursday, January 16, 2020

Nutt Speaks Out


Alcohol is the leading cause of drug harm, outstripping even heroin and crack cocaine, according to former government adviser David Nutt.

He said the only safe way to drink is to take three straws to the pub and share a glass of wine with friends.

I thought Greta and her fanatics had banned straws?

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Monday, October 21, 2019

Nanny Wants Shops To Hide Booze


Edinburgh's Deputy Council Leader, Cammy Day, is taking his Nanny instructions from the Children's Parliament (and no, I don't mean Westminster).

The Children’s Parliament issued a report in which children as young as nine voiced concern about the high visibility of alcohol in everyday life. The Children’s Parliament report published last month called for alcohol to be made less visible in shops and on TV, and the removal of adverts from billboards and an end to alcohol firms sponsoring events where children are present.

Day is seeking a meeting with Community Safety Minister Ash Denham on the issue.

Well here's the thing:

1 What the fuck is the Children's Parliament (other than a PR exercise)?

2 This is an adult world, run by adults. The visibility of alcohol in shops is not a matter of concern for children.

3 Hiding the booze won't change people's consumption in any way!
 

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Thursday, May 16, 2019

Britain Leads The World - Splendid!


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Friday, May 10, 2019

Top Five "Harms" From Booze - BMJ Scraping The Barrel!

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Wednesday, May 08, 2019

Booze Free Bar Opens In Dublin!


Saints preserve us!

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Wednesday, February 06, 2019

Booze Targets Are Bollocks


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Friday, December 14, 2018

Licensed To Drink



This is absurd, for a start 24 units is less than a bottle of vodka (easy to drink during the course of several hours and not at all fatal!).

These people need to get a life!

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Monday, November 19, 2018

People Drink More In Cold, Dark, Wet Countries - Who'd Have Thought It!

A study, published in the journal Hepatology, examined average temperatures and annual sunshine hours with alcohol consumption per capita in 193 countries.

Guess what?


It found that the level of binge drinking and the total number of drinkers went up in countries with lower temperatures and less sunshine hours.

Dr. Ramon Bataller, one of the authors of the study, told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
Everybody assumed this, but nobody has demonstrated it.

The findings show us that in order to prevent alcohol abuse, resources should be focused more in cold places. People with a genetic predisposition to alcoholism should maybe avoid living in a very cold place as they will probably drink more.” 
So there you have it folks, Nanny will not only start lecturing those who live in miserable climates to drink less (thus making us even more miserable) but also try to persuade those she determines to be "high risk" to move.

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Wednesday, October 10, 2018

Nanny's Boozing Bollocks



As loyal readers know, Nanny has being doing her best to vilify alcohol and those who drink it. This is kind of ironic given how much booze politicians, health professionals and the "socialist pretending" middle classes put away!

Anyhoo, the ONS has published a report on the boozing habits of adults in the UK in 2017:
  • In Great Britain, 57.0% of Opinions and Lifestyle Survey respondents aged 16 years and over in 2017 drank alcohol, which equates to 29.2 million people in the population.
  • Young people aged 16 to 24 years in Great Britain are less likely to drink than any other age group; when they do drink, consumption on their heaviest drinking day tends to be higher than other ages.
  • 20.4% of survey respondents reported that they did not drink alcohol at all.
Disregarding the fact that people's memories and responses are highly "suspect", when it comes to surveys such as this, it is noteworthy to see that the percentage of  16-24 years olds who claim to be teetotal has risen from 19% in 2005 to 22.8% in 2017.

Needless to say Nanny and her tame media are quick to ignore this:

1 Nanny keeps banging on about increasing the number of "nudge" campaigns and health awareness projects targeting young drinkers.

2 The Times happily reports that a "third of under 25s now drink now alcohol (22.8% is not a third!).

In other words, whatever the reality, Nanny and her lackeys will continue to force her narrative and poisonous views down our throats!

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Wednesday, September 26, 2018

Teens Drink Less - Nanny Still Wants To Intervene!


With Nanny, facts mean nothing; all she wants to do its interfere in every aspect of lives!

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Wednesday, September 12, 2018

Bollocks Booze Stats From WHO



According to WHO the UK is now the third fattest nation in Europe – fuelled by its boozy lifestyles.

Research on 53 countries found Britain rising up the obesity league tables, and among the “world champions” for alcohol consumption.

On average, Britons drink 10.7 litres of pure alcohol a year, compared with a European average of 8.6.

All very well and jolly, except the stats are wrong!

As per the Institute of Alcohol Studies alcohol consumption in the UK is falling, and is currently at 9.5 liters per head.



Advice to WHO, don't lie!

To add to the stupidity of the WHO "study", it then goes on to ramble about kids in the Uk being fat, which quite clearly has nothing to do with booze.

Further advice to WHO, don't mix your messages!

All in all utter bollocks from WHO, ignore it completely!

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Monday, September 10, 2018

Nanny's Alcohol Free Days Narking Campaign


Nanny is nagging middle-aged drinkers to have more alcohol-free days a week in a bid to cut its related health risks.

Public Health England (PHE) and the Drinkaware Trust, the alcohol awareness charity, will today unveil Drink Free Days, a new joint campaign to help people reduce the amount of alcohol they are regularly drinking.

Duncan Selbie, the chief executive of PHE is quoted by the Guardian:
Many of us enjoy a drink– but whether it’s a few in the pub after work a couple of times a week, some beers on the sofa watching the football or regular wine with our dinner – it’s all too easy to let our drinking creep up on us.

Setting yourself a target of having more drink free days every week is an easy way to drink less and reduce the risks to your health.”
Selbie then, without any hint of irony, said that “narking at people” about what they may be doing wrong was futile!
"What is the point in being at some distance in people’s lives and just telling them they are doing everything wrong? But if we can run towards them with something they find helpful, that’s got to be a good thing.”
Interestingly guidance issued by Dame Sally Davies, the chief medical officer, advises that men and women should not drink more than 14 units of alcohol per week, which amounts to six 175ml glasses of wine.

Errmmm...was not the advice 14 for woman and 21 for men?

I see Nanny is moving the goalposts as usual.

Now then, in the event that you follow Nanny's orders what will be the outcome?

You will live no more than 2 extra years, but feel miserable and bored!

Not worth the effort is it?

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