The recent snowfall in the UK, aside from causing all the predictable problems with our "world class" transport system, has led to a flurry (how very witty of me) of Nanny type directives.
Many of Nanny's state schools have banned snowballing...seemingly snowballs are dangerous, and present a threat to the future of mankind.
In addition, John Knowles, a student who erected a 4ft snow phallus fell foul of Nanny's gestapo.
Police Cunstable Wiley (I kid you not) apprehended Knowles in mid erection (so to speak), and fined him £80.
Cunstable Wiley made John de-erect his phallus then took him to the local police station, where he imposed a the fine for a public order offence.
Funny how drug dealers, muggers and other assorted scum seem to be able to avoid such speedy punishment isn't it?
Nanny really needs to sort out her priorities.
