Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.
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Showing posts with label pony. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Quantock Ponies' Sugar Addiction


Oh dear, it really does seem as though sugar is bad for you.

Nanny has posted warnings about the dangers of feeding sugar to the Quantock ponies of Bridgewater, following alleged "rampages" by sugar high ponies intent of satisfying their sugar cravings by stealing biscuits, sweets etc.

A spokesman for the Quantock Pony Commoners Association is quoted by the Telegraph:
"Feeding the ponies is dangerous. 

By feeding the Quantock ponies you are changing their behaviour and encouraging them to become aggressive. 

There have been recent cases of a pony breaking someone's leg, biting and causing vehicle damage.

Do not add to the problem.

For your own safety, please stay well clear of the ponies and never feed them."
For heaven's sake no one tell St Jamie of Oliver about this, otherwise he might be forced to do another TV special about sugar!

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Thursday, September 25, 2014

Eat Ponies


In a splendidly robust piece of advice the Dartmoor Hill Pony Association (DHPA) says the best way to save herds of ponies on the ancient moorland is by creating a "market" for them by eating them.

It follows comments by Princess Anne endorsing eating horses to improve their welfare.

Like it or not, when there is a market for an animal there is usually an incentive to breed it and care for it (until it is slaughtered). Hence the fact we have cows. Were we to stop eating cow/beef and using their milk, cows would die out.

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