Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
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Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Quantock Ponies' Sugar Addiction

Oh dear, it really does seem as though sugar is bad for you.

Nanny has posted warnings about the dangers of feeding sugar to the Quantock ponies of Bridgewater, following alleged "rampages" by sugar high ponies intent of satisfying their sugar cravings by stealing biscuits, sweets etc.

A spokesman for the Quantock Pony Commoners Association is quoted by the Telegraph:
"Feeding the ponies is dangerous. 

By feeding the Quantock ponies you are changing their behaviour and encouraging them to become aggressive. 

There have been recent cases of a pony breaking someone's leg, biting and causing vehicle damage.

Do not add to the problem.

For your own safety, please stay well clear of the ponies and never feed them."
For heaven's sake no one tell St Jamie of Oliver about this, otherwise he might be forced to do another TV special about sugar!

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1 comment:

  1. Lord of Atlantis8:17 PM

    Don't worry, it's just some horseplay!