I see that the media, government and weather "experts" are all screaming at us that the coldest winter in 400 years is about to begin today, and that when you wake up and read this we will all be covered in a thick blanket of snow.
That'll be the global warming then!
Hmmm, well call me cynical but I don't have much faith in the weather forecasters.
In the unlikely event that we are covered in snow, given the mass hysteria of the media et al there will be absolutely no excuse for the train companies, airports and councils not to have done some decent prep beforehand and for all services to be running smoothly and efficiently.
However, I will give you a tip if you find yourselves snowbound without any grit to hand...cat litter!
It works a treat, I recommend that you buy a ton of the stuff just in case.
In related news, did I mention that I am a proud shareholder in one of the world's largest cat litter mines? (which has the cat shit market by the bollocks)...;)
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