Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Friday, December 06, 2013

Doggy Doo Dah

My thanks to a loyal reader who pointed me in the direction of a "brilliant" wheeze dreamt up by Nanny's chums from Stafford Council, wrt reducing the amount of dog shit on the streets.

Stafford borough council will give anyone who provides details about dog fouling the full £75 from a resulting fixed penalty, or the same amount if the information leads to a successful prosecution and a larger fine.

I concur that dog shit is a curse of many a park and pavement. However, I wonder about the wisdom of financially incentivising people to report it. I am also unclear as to how the reports provided by dog shit vigilantes could be proven.

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  1. I think this is how the Stasi got started :) With dogshit. But seriously folks, this is such a slippery slope it fills me with dread.

  2. Tonk.7:08 PM

    We are fast becoming a nation of grasses and tell tale tits....Everybody watching everyone else....Stalin will be so pleased.

    We are seeing more and more grass lines coming into being where citizens can grass each other up to Nanny.....What a nasty society we are turning into to.