Unsurprisingly, given that Nanny and her minions from the Met Office have been shrilly warning us about the dangers of hurricane Bertha, the reality of Bertha is that it is nothing more than a wee bit of rain and some gusts of wind.
A complete and utter damp squid!
Ironically, in Brighton, the 999 Fun Day (wherein the emergency services show people what they do) has been cancelled because there were concerns about people's safety.
The Brighton & Hove 999 Fun Day tomorrow is sadly cancelled due to anticipated appalling weather #Bertha
#publicsafety1st #999daycancelled
— Brighton&Hove Police (@BtonHovePolice) August 9, 2014
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"Damp squid" is this an intentional play on words or a confused metaphor?
ReplyDeleteI was wondering when someone would ask:)
ReplyDeleteFear not, it's just me playing with words.