Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Sunday, August 10, 2014

Hurricane Bertha - Nanny's Damp Squid

Unsurprisingly, given that Nanny and her minions from the Met Office have been shrilly warning us about the dangers of hurricane Bertha, the reality of Bertha is that it is nothing more than a wee bit of rain and some gusts of wind.

A complete and utter damp squid!

Ironically, in Brighton, the 999 Fun Day (wherein the emergency services show people what they do) has been cancelled because there were concerns about people's safety.

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store. is brought to you by "The Living Brand"

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries


  1. Anonymous2:26 PM

    "Damp squid" is this an intentional play on words or a confused metaphor?

  2. I was wondering when someone would ask:)

    Fear not, it's just me playing with words.