Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Friday, August 22, 2014

Nanny Bans Brighton Station Piano


In February of this year I wrote a cynical piece about a proposal by Peter Kyle (prospective Labour candidate for Hove) to install a piano in Brighton station.

I noted that commuters would be better pleased with an improvement to services etc.

However, time moved on and a piano was indeed installed. I was proved wrong and commuters, it seems, really rather enjoyed tinkling the ivories etc.

Sadly Nanny, in the shape of Brighton station bosses, has now decided that the piano isn't quite right.

For why?

This I find to be rather odd because it's a farking railway station in one of Britain's leading seaside resorts, does Nanny not know that the station is rather farking noisy anyway?

Methinks the decision is more to do with the crap, and widely ridiculed, queuing system that was created when new ticket machines were installed.

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