Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Friday, August 08, 2014

Nanny Bans Builders' Bottoms

I am gemused to see that Jane Ellison, Nanny's public health minister, has got herself into a lather over builders' bottoms.

She is quite disgusted at the sight of builders' cracks appearing at the top of their trousers, and wants this practice to stop.

Actually, she is OK with it if the builders are fit and "well oiled"; it's just, in her view, too many builders are out of condition.

So she wants them to get into shape, so that she can enjoy the sight of a well oiled builder's arse protruding forth above the trouser line!

Department of Health officials are quoted by the Independent:
"The image of the bottom-baring, overweight builder” would be replaced by “workers who are hands-on, well-oiled machines”.
Methinks that Ms Ellison has a wee bit of a builder's fetish!

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