Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Tuesday, December 09, 2014

Nanny To Steam All Chickens

Oh dear I sere that because some people are clueless about how to handle and cook chicken safely, and have given themselves food poisoning, Nanny's chums from the supermarkets are considering freezing or steaming all chickens that they sell.

This of course buggers up the texture, looks and flavour of the chicken.

This hysteria is as a result of a recent report by the Food Standards Agency (FSA), that noted that 18% of birds in supermarkets contained dangerously high levels of campylobacter.

So what?

Those who handle and cook their birds properly will not be poisoned by this.

Why should the actions of the incompetent penalise the competent?

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1 comment:

  1. Lord of Atlantis2:00 PM

    Why doesn't this surprise me? Next they'll be baking or boiling all our potatoes, so we aren't tempted to eat harmful roast potatoes or chips, baking all the fish and only selling brown bread and low fat spreads, for our "benefit" of course! Jerks!