Rather bizarrely, Nanny's chums in Tower Hamlets have banned the good people of Isambard's Cycles from offering customers free air via a pump.
@TowerHamletsNow are fining us for having this free pump outside for cyclists to use. As of next week it will no longer be available #RT pic.twitter.com/SdLB1CN9JN— ISAMBARD'S CYCLES (@isambardscycles) July 30, 2017
For why?
It seems that the pump is an "obstruction".
However, if the bicycle shop paid Nanny for providing free air the pump would then no longer be an obstruction!
Councils are the enemies of the people!Obstruction of the highway (which oddly ceases to become an obstruction, providing we pay @TowerHamletsNow for the privilege)— ISAMBARD'S CYCLES (@isambardscycles) July 30, 2017
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Betcha it's those bloody lawyers again - if someone trips over they'll sue the council because the council has allowed an obstruction and the insurance won't cover it unless the council has taken ownership of said obstruction by taking payment from a party who can then claim that it's the council's responsibility - or summat.
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