Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Thursday, September 28, 2017

Nanny Bans Sausage Rolls

My thanks to a loyal reader who has advised me that Nanny's school lunchbox Gestapo are now searching for forbidden sausage rolls.

The BBC reports that the new policy at Shirley Manor Primary Academy in Bradford states parents will be called if banned foods are found in packed lunches.

Steve Fryer, whose son's sausage roll was confiscated, said the school should "stick to teaching kids".

The policy says pupils are encouraged to show their packed lunches to staff before and after they have eaten.

It states pork pies, sausage rolls and pepperoni sticks should not be included and neither should fruit squash or flavoured water.

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  1. "Steve Fryer, whose son's sausage roll was confiscated, said the school should "stick to teaching kids.""

    Spot on Steve!

  2. Anonymous5:39 PM

    It is stories like this that bring to mind the wise words of my grandmother.

    When I was a small child she would make me a packed lunch and say......'If any bastard tries to fuck with your food I will rip off their head and shit down their neck'.

    1. Anonymous2:02 PM

      ..and there were no SUV's.

  3. Anonymous1:15 PM

    Hope most of the parents tell the school to FRO.