There Is No Such Thing As "Safe/Risk Free"

There is no safe level of alcohol consumption. There are no safe means of transport. There are no safe people. Sit inside, wrapped in a blanket, all alone and praying to God that you can cook your boiled vegetables without scalding yourself.

— Ben Sixsmith (@BDSixsmith) August 25, 2018

Well said sir!

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.

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