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Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Friday, August 03, 2018

We Have Descended Into Utter Madness!

Those whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad!

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  1. I think that we have got past the mad stage, next total insanity! And my MP, a former Primary School teacher keeps banging on about teenage mental health. Simple answer, sack all the "teachers" and start again with proper Teachers!

  2. Anonymous7:07 PM

    Teenagers today are so fucking stupid that they mistake normal emotions for 'mental heath issues' and people like your MP are daft enough to go along with things.

    Being anxious, nervous, apprehensive, worried, offended and even frightened are not mental health problems. These are just emotions related to everyday living.

    And as far as how to address a group of people is concerned. Does it not occur to Jane Garvey that many of us do not give a fuck if we happen to offend a group of snowflakes, after all, they will surely get offended by something else pretty quickly anyway.

    For Ms. Garvey I have a perfect 'gender neutral' parting phrase.

    Go and fuck off!

  3. Expat in Canada1:18 AM

    In the local Canadian dialect a young lady will greet her female friends with a cheery "Hi Guys"

    Maybe they don't say that in England?

    Over here it is a very neutral greeting

  4. Anonymous5:44 PM

    Unsurprising comment from Jane Garvey. "Woman's Hour" is the citadel of third wave feminism. If Jane and Jenni were forced to have a man in the studio they'd probably don strings of garlic.