Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Wednesday, September 05, 2018

Calorie Counts On Menus - Nanny Can Fark Off!

Nanny is to decree that calorie counts will have to be displayed on the menus of all restaurants, cafes and fast-food outlets.

The Department of Health will within days unveil plans to display the number of calories in every meal to enable people to make "informed and healthy choices for themselves and their family".

This is a farking waste of time and money.

The Treasury thinks it is bollocks as well!

It has warned the plans to tackle obesity are likely "burdensome" for 26,000 small businesses and could force them to raise food prices and cut jobs.

Tell me, is this really a Conservative government??

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  1. What I choose from a menu is dependent on the weather at the time.

  2. Something must be done. This is something. ....

  3. Anonymous4:57 PM

    Conservative government? It ain't Conservative and it sure as shit ain't governing.

  4. It has not been a conservative government since the day Camoron got the power!