Britain Ranks 4th In Nanny State Index

The UK ranks fourth in this year's Nanny State Index with bad scores across the board, except for vaping. https://t.co/FtMx40jKYP pic.twitter.com/90E3uMGJmz

— Christopher Snowdon (@cjsnowdon) April 30, 2019

Full rankings here.

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Miliband To Give Up Bacon Sarnies

Ed Miliband says climate change means ‘we are going to have to eat less meat over time’. Bye bye bacon sandwich..

— Jason Groves (@JasonGroves1) April 30, 2019

In this particular case, Miliband giving up bacon sarnies is a blessed relief for humanity!

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The Rise of The Neo-Puritans

Liz Truss has correctly identified that Britain is suffering from an outbreak of "neo-Puritanism" over food and drink, under which people are being treated like machines.

Truss, the Chief Secretary to the Treasury, criticised officials seeking to "command and control" the public with a "nannying tendency" that seeks to regulate or ban unhealthy products in order to reduce obesity.

I trust and assume that, aside from this being a leadership pitch, she is aware that the neo-Puritans are infesting her own party (as much as they infest Labour)?
 

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The Fruits of Prattery!

Vegan café that charged 18 per cent 'man tax' set to close. https://t.co/5ju7mwm94k

— Christopher Snowdon (@cjsnowdon) April 24, 2019

“The man tax blew up the internet, an idea that we didn’t think was all too radical, yet the way the world responded showed us how fragile masculinity is and solidified the necessity for us to confront and dismantle patriarchy.” 😃

— Christopher Snowdon (@cjsnowdon) April 24, 2019

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Pope Meets The Messiah

Leader of one of world's great religions meets with Pope pic.twitter.com/GHDvfQnjPt

— Tim Price (@timfprice) April 24, 2019

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Halcyon Days!

22 months old boy lights a cigarette. Los Angeles. Photo ca.1920. pic.twitter.com/ZGFLM5B1qN

— History Lovers Club (@historylvrsclub) April 21, 2019

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PRAT ALERT

A man has glued himself to the window of a train in London this lunchtime amid the Extinction Rebellion climate change protests.

Two more activists climbed on top of the DLR train at Canary Wharf on what is now the third day of protests.

Read more here: https://t.co/unmkp1LdwS pic.twitter.com/t71AzNIOqg

— ITV News (@itvnews) April 17, 2019

Let these middle class tossers go to China and try this sort of thing, if they have the guts!

Oh, and I bet the glue he used is not environmentally friendly!

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NUS Continues With its Tradition of Electing Idiots

As per the Telegraph, the incoming president of the National Union of Students has said that she wanted to “oppress  white people” and have an “Islamic takeover”.

Zamzam Ibrahim, 24, from Greater Manchester, also described the Government’s counter-extremism strategy as “disastrous” and “racist”.

Using the hastag #IfIWasPresident, she wrote on Twitter in 2012: “I’d oppress white people just to give them a taste of what they put us through!” She signed off the message by writing “LMFAO”, which in urban slang is short for “Laughing My Fucking Arse Off”.

Responding to questions online about what book everyone should read, she said: “The Quraan. We would have an Islamic takeover!”

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Minimum Pricing Is a Busted Flush!

Scots have bought more alcohol since minimum pricing laws came into force, an analysis has found.

Nielsen, a data specialist company, found that 203.5 million litres of alcohol was purchased from shops in Scotland over the 46 weeks to March 29, an increase of 1.8 million litres — the equivalent of four million cans of lager or 2.4 million bottles of wine — on the same period in 2017-18, according to The Mail on Sunday.

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Pour Encourager Les Autres

Rather chillingly, Jeremy Wright explains on @SkyNews that the state will have the power to ban internet platforms as “it’s important to encourage good behaviour”. Where does this end?

— Mark Littlewood (@MarkJLittlewood) April 8, 2019

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Nanny Wants To Censor The Internet

Nanny is using the excuse of terrorism and porn to censor the net.

However, as she already knows, encouraging/disseminating terrorism and extreme (eg child/animal) porn is already illegal!

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Salt More Dangerous Than Smoking

An analysis, in the Lancet, found that our daily diet is a bigger killer than smoking and is now involved in one in five deaths around the world.

Salt - whether in bread, soy sauce or processed meals - shortened the highest number of lives.

The Global Burden of Disease Study noted that too much salt resulted in three million deaths.

Maybe people should simply drink more water and exercise to build up a sweat, in order to naturally excrete any "excess" salt?

Nanny won't be happy until we are all eating dust!

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Nanny To Ban The Word "Cyclist"

Never change, @guardian pic.twitter.com/eWHuH5nM25

— Jack Aldwinckle (@JackAldwinckle) April 2, 2019

Truly we live a very "special" age of "reason" and "culture"!

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