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Showing posts with label stupidity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupidity. Show all posts
Wednesday, January 22, 2020
Petrol Pumps Are Sexist
The Mirror reports that Melanie Morgan is accusing petrol stations of sexism because their huge 'male-designed' pump handles hurt her 'small hands' - forcing her to get her partner to fill up their van.
Seemingly she struggled to grasp a petrol pump to 'prove' to partner Jared Griffiths that filling up their Ford Tourneo Independence was a strain on her small hands.
She accused garages of 'everyday sexism' on social media when her struggles filling up the van at pumps she believes are designed with men in mind.
I am surprised that she hasn't also pointed out the very obvious sexism of the insertion of the pump into the car's petrol hole!
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Wednesday, July 17, 2019
The Telegraph Doubles Down On Stupidity
Here's why the Telegraph is talking bollocks:Two of England's Cricket champions were forced to walk away from the champagne celebrations because they are Muslim and therefore choose not to drink. But in a multicultural Britain should this be happening? And are champagne celebrations outdated in multicultural Britain? pic.twitter.com/aD1anCZsSI— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) July 16, 2019
1 No one forced anyone to drink the champagne.
2 People are entitled to choose what they wish to drink/eat or not drink/eat.
3 The players who walked away, walked away as adults with dignity, good grace and without complaint.
4 Imposing blanket bans on drinks/food because a number of people cannot or will not eat/drink them is absurd, as it will lead to all types of food and drink being banned (eg those with allergies, vegans and the fastidious will have to be accommodated).
All in all the Telegraph's article is insulting, ignorant and divisive!
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Thursday, April 11, 2019
NUS Continues With its Tradition of Electing Idiots
As per the Telegraph, the incoming president of the National Union of Students has said that she wanted to “oppress white people” and have an “Islamic takeover”.
Zamzam Ibrahim, 24, from Greater Manchester, also described the Government’s counter-extremism strategy as “disastrous” and “racist”.
Using the hastag #IfIWasPresident, she wrote on Twitter in 2012: “I’d oppress white people just to give them a taste of what they put us through!” She signed off the message by writing “LMFAO”, which in urban slang is short for “Laughing My Fucking Arse Off”.
Responding to questions online about what book everyone should read, she said: “The Quraan. We would have an Islamic takeover!”
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Thursday, November 29, 2018
You Can't Legislate Against Stupid!
Dennis Dickey and his wife Rita planned to reveal the sex of their baby by setting off an explosive device filled with coloured powder - it started a wildfire that destroyed 47,000 acres and took 800 firefighters to put out, at a cost of $8.2m pic.twitter.com/aAhiAKvRaw
— Sky News (@SkyNews) November 28, 2018
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Monday, July 02, 2018
Proof That The Human Race Is Being Dumbed Down!
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Tuesday, June 19, 2018
You Can't Legislate Against Stupidity
Three graffiti artists were killed yesterday by a freight train on tracks in south-west London.
British Transport Police (BTP) found the bodies of three men believed to be in their 20s after being called at 7.34am on Monday, when a train driver noticed them on tracks between Brixton and Loughborough Junction stations. Spray cans were found close by and officers were seen photographing graffiti as part of their inquiries.
A BTP spokesman said the force was trying to trace the train that hit the men and it was not clear what time the incident happened. Rail industry sources told the Guardian that the incident occurred at about 5am, before passenger services were running in the area. They believed the victims may have been caught in the slipstream of a passing empty train.
Who would have thought that arsing around near rail tracks would increase the risk of being hit by a train?
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Thursday, June 07, 2018
You Can't Legislate Against Stupid, But Wouldn't It Be Nice If You Could?
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Tuesday, February 27, 2018
Freedom of The Internet
"When I post a picture, in the first minute or two I'll probably get 100 likes and I love it."
— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) February 27, 2018
Junaid Ahmed admits he's addicted to selfies 🤳https://t.co/GRP9i9fLzn
Sometimes the freedom of posting whatever you want on the net leads to disaster.
Nanny should not be allowed to regulate against stupidity, but sometimes you see things like this and wonder how low the bar is!
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Friday, April 28, 2017
Nanny Bans Whooping
I appreciate that some students do not have the brains that they were allegedly gifted with. However, even this piece of student fuckwittery has surprised me.
The Telegraph reports that students who whoop, cheer and clap should face “consequences” because they are excluding deaf people, delegates at the National Union of Students conference said.
Audience members were repeatedly warned that they must cease whooping to express support for a speaker, because it has a “serious impact” on the accessibility of the conference.
Delegates at the NUS annual conference in Brighton were encouraged to use “jazz hands” instead of clapping - where students wave their hands in the air - as this is deemed a more inclusive form of expression.
Estelle Hart, an NUS elections committee member who was chairing a session on Thursday, told students: “No whooping, it does have a serious impact on some delegates ability to access conference.”
For good measure Shelly Asquith, the NUS vice president for welfare, returned to the theme, telling delegates: “We’ve had a number of requests that people stop whooping”.
The Durham University student union proposed a motion at the conference that would see clapping and whooping banned at all future NUS events.
Two points:
1 Surely talking/speaking also "excludes" deaf people. Shall we ban that as well?
2 Jazz hands cannot be seen by the visually impaired, that should be banned too.
God help us is this is the quality of the generation destined to takeover in the coming years!
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Tuesday, March 28, 2017
Exactly How Stupid Are people?
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Monday, March 20, 2017
Health and Safety Training
How would you rescue this "gentleman" without risking splashback?
Proof, if ever it was needed, that we are dumbing down hour by hour!
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Friday, July 15, 2016
The Dangers of Pokémon GO - Stupidity Rules
Sigh...
You can't legislate against, nor reason with, stupidity!
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Tuesday, May 31, 2016
Don't Try This At Home Children
Coming soon, Nanny will try to legislate against stupidity!
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Friday, May 13, 2016
The Dangers of Dog Food
The Guardian reports that, for reasons best known to herself, Serena Williams ate some dog food.
Staying in an hotel in Italy, Williams had her hotel prepare a special menu for her Yorkshire terrier, Chip.
On sampling it Williams told her Snapchat followers that it tasted “a little bit like a house-cleaner thing.”
Unsurprisingly she ended up in the bog.
Lesson learned?
Apparently not:
“I don’t think it’s consumable for humans. They should have wrote that.”Just remember folks just because your pet's food doesn't have a great big "not to be eaten by humnas" sign on it, doesn't mean to say that you should have a spoonful!
You can't legislate for stupid!
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Wednesday, August 05, 2015
Red Bull Gives You Blindness
Who would have thought that drinking 28 cans of Red Bull everyday could in any way be detrimental to your health?
Why didn't Nanny warn us?
Proof, if it were ever needed, that no matter how many warnings, rules and regulations Nanny introduces she cannot protect the stupid from themselves!
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Friday, June 27, 2014
The Dangers of Stone Vaginas
Now why oh why didn't Nanny warn this plonker about the dangers of wedging himself into a stone vagina?
The BBC reports that a man has had to be rescued by firefighters in Germany after becoming stuck inside a stone vagina.
The man, who is said to be an American exchange student, got wedged in the statue at Tubingen University.
Five emergency service vehicles and 22 firemen had to help free the man.
No matter how many rules and regulations Nanny creates, when it comes down to it she cannot legislate against stupidity!
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Tuesday, January 07, 2014
The Dangers of Washing Machines
Congratulations to the bloke who got himself stuck naked in a washing machine (as a prank for his partner), and who had to be rescued by firemen!
Proof positive that Nanny cannot legislate/advise against "stupid"!
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Saturday, August 18, 2007
Booze Woosses
There seems to have been some sort of poll commissioned by Channel 4 (the company that serves up that daily shite known as Big Brother), in which 52% say only over-21s should be allowed to buy alcohol, compared to 45% who insist the limit should remain at 18.
Fine!
Raise the limit then; but also make sure that those who are under 21 are not allowed to vote, and are not sent to Iraq and Afghanistan to die.
Have people in this country totally lost the power of thought and reasoning?
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Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Nanny Bans Balloons
I have read about some stupid things that Nanny has done over the past few years, but this one ranks pretty high on the knobhead scale; especially as it has been perpetrated by Tesco.
It seems that Nanny's lickspittles in Tesco have got a phobia over balloons, or rather the latex that the balloons are made from.
In Tesco's view, the balloons present a clear and present danger to the health and safety (pass the sick bag) of children.
As such, Tesco have banned Barney Baloney (a clown) from using balloons in his in store act.
Barney Baloney twists them into animal shapes and then hands them to children. Tesco Crossgagtes Centre will have none of that, and have told him to stick to his; magic, puppets, juggling and an emu costume to keep the children amused.
Barney has not had much luck recently, as he has also had to abandon his bubble-making machine.
For why?
Seemingly there is a health and safety risk of children slipping on the floor, and our good old blood sucking chums in the insurance industry have refused him public liability insurance.
There you have it again, public liability insurance being used as the weapon of choice by Nanny as she stamps out every little pleasure that we have.
Back to the balloon issue, a Tesco spokesman said:
"This is a health and safety issue
(the sound that you hear is me retching!)
We have banned balloons because latex
is used in the manufacture of them and this
can trigger an allergic reaction in some children.
We always have the welfare of children at heart."
What a load of old bollocks, if they really had the welfare of children at heart they wouldn't sell half the sugar laden shit that is so temptingly placed at child's eye level near the checkout.
This is just another example of corporate cowardice, whereby instead of using common sense the easiest option has been chosen; namely banning something.
Precisely how many children have died in the last year or so from touching balloons?
Are we now breeding such a feeble bunch of sprogs that they really cannot touch or eat anything?
Exposing these weaklings to the things that they claim harm them will do them a power of good.
On the subject of Tesco, well I suggest that you boycott them and shop elsewhere.
Feel free to drop them a note via these links:
-investor.relations@uk.tesco.com
-customer.service@tesco.co.uk
-Competition Commission
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Friday, August 03, 2007
The Health and Safety Gestapo Strike Again
Oh dear, Nanny's dreaded health and safety Gestapo have struck again. This time they have chosen to put their unwanted and unwelcome noses and boots into the good people of Liverpool's attempt to have a bit of a street party.
The furore surrounds The Mathew Street Festival organised on a regular basis by the Beatles old haunt, the Cavern.
Note, someone seems to have pulled the plug on the main part of the site?
The Mathew Street Festival, by last year, had become "Europe's biggest street party"; and was attracting 100,000 people, with big name acts on outdoor stages.
Needless to say such activities are frowned upon by Nanny's chums in the council, the police and the health and safety Gestapo.
-Crowds
-Live music
-Fresh air etc
are all an anathema to Nanny and her trolls.
Therefore it should some as no surprise to learn that Nanny banned the event, at the eleventh hour, citing that hoary (can I say hoary?) old chestnut "health and safety".
Liverpool City Council are claiming that the decision to pull the plug follows independent advice from health and safety consultants, Capita Symonds, employed by the Liverpool Culture Co.
Seemingly the scale of the current redevelopment work in Liverpool, poses a threat to people's safety at such an event.
Building work, in Liverpool?
Have they never had construction work there before?
Needless to say, Nanny's finest in the shape of Merseyside Police are also in favour of banning it. They claim that the reduction in capacity, huge crowds in an open, licensed environment, means there is a significant safety risk to the public.
It would seem that, according to Nanny, the planning for the event, and discussions between the city council, police and safety officials, cannot fully eliminate the risk.
Errmmmm...can we get this point clear?
You can never eliminate risk, you can only manage/reduce it.
It is time that these prats stopped fantasising about eliminating risk, and got themselves a heavy does of reality.
The council said:
"Staff worked right to the 11th hour to try
and produce a workable plan which could
accommodate the festival in the city centre."
Given that the festival was scheduled for the 26th and 27th of this month, a cynic might ask why the hell have they only just come up with the banning order?
It's not as though the redevelopment work was not known about earlier!
Indeed, it seems that only yesterday a tender document went out for pa and lighting companies to tender for the festival.
It seems to me that the council and police were looking around for an excuse to ban the festival and knew that if they left it ot the last minute, the furore could be "managed away" and would not have a chance to build up.
A spokesman from Liverpool City Council was on the BBC this morning, bleating away that there would be an "internal" inquiry into why the decision to ban it was so late in the day.
The only trouble is, that the internal inquiry will be conducted by the self same council that took the lame decision in the first place.
Any bets as to the value of the findings?
How stupid do they really think people are?
Another fine example of local councils getting above themselves and inflicting their unwanted views and rules on the people that, in theory, they work for.
Abolish local councils, they add no value whatsoever!
Here are a few useful emails addresses, urls etc
-Liverpool City Council
-LCC statement
-Contact Capita Symonds
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