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Showing posts with label Scotland. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Scotland. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 17, 2024

Waitrose Scotland Bans Sale of Xmas Puds Before 10AM


 

Waitrose shoppers in Scotland have been prevented from buying Christmas puddings and other festive treats containing alcohol before 10am due to the country's strict licensing laws.

Customers attempting to purchase items such as tiramisu and Christmas cake have been turned away at checkouts, with staff claiming it would be "unlawful" to sell food products containing alcohol outside permitted hours.

Waitrose have stated it was a technical error.


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Thursday, March 14, 2024

Scottish Nanny To Investigate Every Thought Crime

 

Scottish Nanny, in the shape of Police Scotland, has insisted that every single complaint made under Humza Yousaf's new hate crime law will be investigated – despite taking no action on thousands of traditional crimes.

As noted yesterday, you can report these "crimes" in a variety of places, including a sex shop.

This law is of course utter bollocks and will fail within a matter of weeks, as people deliberately report every single piffling little thing that has irritated them. The police will be overwhelmed.

Meanwhile, real crimes will not be investigated!


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Wednesday, March 13, 2024

Scottish Nanny Lists Sex Shop As Hate Crime Reporting Centre


 

For reasons best know to herself Scottish Nanny, in the shape of Police Scotland, has listed a sex shop in Glasgow, a mushroom farm in North Berwick and a demolished office block in West Dunbartonshire as "third party reporting centres" for Scotland's new hate crime laws.

Bampots!

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Wednesday, January 10, 2024

Scottish Nanny is Off Her Head!



Taking time off from supporting Hamas, Scottish Nanny has found time to threaten Scottish parents for being parents.

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Tuesday, August 29, 2023

Scottish Nanny Kills More People With Booze Than Drugs


 

Unsurprisingly, Scottish Nanny's minimum unit pricing for booze (introduced in 2018) has led to an sharp rise in alcohol related deaths.

The latest figures from National Records of Scotland (NRS) show 1,276 people died from conditions caused by alcohol in 2022. 

Deaths from booze in Scotland now outrank deaths from drugs!

Nanny's rules kill people!


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Thursday, January 19, 2023

Scottish Nanny Bans Meat


 

My sympathies to the school kids, hospital patients and residents of nursing homes of Edinburgh, for Scottish Nanny has taken it upon herself to ban meat from their meals!

Seemingly this will save the planet!


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Monday, October 18, 2021

Scottish Nanny Bans "Spooky"


 
The National Theatre of Scotland has banned the word “spooky” from its shows, after noting that the term, often associated with Halloween performances, had racist connotations linked to its use during the Second World War.

A source at the Scottish theatre told the Daily Record that no one has complained about the term “spooky” but they were concerned the word could become problematic in the future. 

“There’s been a lot of training and meetings since the [Black Lives Matter] movement and how [National Theatre Scotland] should change,” the source added.

Staff said that the word had been flagged as a racist slur bandied about during the Second World War. American servicemen used “spooky” to refer to black pilots and the word has been controversial in the US as a result.

The word, synonymous with Halloween, was last used by National Theatre Scotland in 2016 for Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol at the Old Kirk in Kirkcaldy. It was used to describe a “spooky location.”

The theatre has said it will “always interrogate language choices” for “historically oppressive connotations.” 

The problem with Nanny's "unspeak" dictatorship is that it is BOLLOCKS!

The word "spooky" is NOT used as a racial slur, it is used in connection with ghosts and all manner of things to do with Halloween etc!


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Tuesday, October 06, 2020

Sturgeon's Circuit is Broken

My thoughts and prayers are with the good people of Scotland, as their "leader" reimposes a policy that didn't rid the country of the virus last time and most certainly won't do it this time.

Repeating the same self harming action time and time again, in the hope that something will come along that will negate you having to repeat those actions, is not a strategy, it is an admission of failure!


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Thursday, March 05, 2020

Scotland's Minimum Booze Pricing Causes Jump In Booze Sales


As per The Retail Data Partnership Ltd:
"..the value of alcohol sales  in our 280-strong segment of convenience stores in Scotland has increased by 9.9%. 

The total sum of units sold has risen by 7.75%. Sales for beer are up 11.92%, as are spirits (9.1%), and wine (9.33%)."

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Tuesday, February 25, 2020

Scottish Nanny's Money Making Scam


Scottish Nanny is becoming increasingly worried about her future finances, what with the possibility of independence etc.

As such, she has been looking around for ways and means to boost her revenues; having had a go at booze, by setting minimum prices, she is now looking at that other wonderful cash cow smoking.

She has come up with a cunning plan to fine people for smoking outside of hospitals. Not just a wee fine, but a bloody stonking huge fine.

Doctors have backed plans to enforce no-smoking zones around hospitals with fines of up to £1,000 for breaking the rules.

The Royal College of Physicians of Edinburgh (RCPE) said they were supporting the Scottish government’s fines for smoking near hospitals.

Under the proposed system those caught smoking within 15 metres of a hospital building face financial penalties of up to £1,000, while staff who failed to enforce the ban could have to pay more than twice as much.

Easy money!
 
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Wednesday, October 23, 2019

Irn-Bru Sticks Two Fingers Up To Nanny



Nanny's sugar tax levy had forced Irn-Bru to mess with its recipe, much the the consternation of its loyal customers.

As such, the company has decided to stick two fingers upo to Nanny and produce a limited batch of its original recipe (containing sugar) from 1901.

Robin Barr, who unearthed the recipe, is quoted by STV:

"The 1901 recipe has aged beautifully over the last 118 years.

For a limited time, we'll be producing a premium 'old and unimproved' Irn-Bru 1901 just as it was enjoyed by our first fans.

This is Irn-Bru as you've never tasted it. It's a chance to enjoy a unique and authentic piece of Scottish history - but don't hang about, we don't think it will be around for long."

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Wednesday, May 01, 2019

MUP Has Not Reduced Alcohol Consumption - Quel Surprise!

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Wednesday, April 10, 2019

Minimum Pricing Is a Busted Flush!


Scots have bought more alcohol since minimum pricing laws came into force, an analysis has found.

Nielsen, a data specialist company, found that 203.5 million litres of alcohol was purchased from shops in Scotland over the 46 weeks to March 29, an increase of 1.8 million litres — the equivalent of four million cans of lager or 2.4 million bottles of wine — on the same period in 2017-18, according to The Mail on Sunday.

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Thursday, October 04, 2018

Scottish Nanny Bans Then Unbans Poppadoms



Scottish Nanny has, as per usual, made something of a fool of herself.

Scottish Nanny, fearful of the alleged obesity of her subjects, had decided that free poppadoms and prawn crackers (often accompany takeaways) would be banned.

24 hours later, having been justifiably ridiculed by all and sundry, Scottish Nanny has backtracked and the SNP has said that free traditional extras with Chinese and Indian meals, which are often included if a customer spends above a set amount, would not be under threat as part of its anti-obesity strategy.

Prats!

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Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Question for Nicola Sturgeon



Given that you and St Jamie of Oliver are so keen to stop Scottish people enjoying "two for one " and discount deals on pizzas etc, will you also be banning GroupOn from offering a discount deal on meals at St Jamie's?

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Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Scottish Nanny Bans Two For One Pizzas



Scotland, the land that gave the world deep fried Mars bars and deep fried pizza in batter, is to face a major culinary upheaval.

Nicola Sturgeon has met St Jamie of Oliver, and he has told her to ban two for one deals on pizzas etc.

This is kind of ironic, given that St Jamie has happily told the press that he lets his kids eat burgers etc at home and that his recipes contain high levels of sugar, fat and salt.


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Tuesday, May 01, 2018

It's A Bad Day To Be Scottish


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Monday, April 30, 2018

Scottish Nanny's Half Baked Booze Pricing Plan



Commiserations to the good people of Scotland, who, from tomorrow, will have to endure Scottish Nanny's half baked minimum pricing of alcohol plan.


It won't work, and all that will happen is that people will cut down expenditure on other essentials. Additionally, if they cross the border into despised England they can buy it at English prices!

Smart cookies will set up booze delivery services into Scotland from England and undercut Scottish shops and Scottish Nanny's revenue raising dreams!

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Monday, November 20, 2017

Scottish Nanny's Minimum Booze Price


My sympathies to the good people of Scotland, who are lumbered with Nanny's minimum pricing for alcohol.

This will not have any beneficial effect whatsoever, as people who drink 4 cans of beer for a £1 (Nanny's target) will stump up the new price of £4 for 4 and simply cut down on their other expenditure eg food, heating etc.

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