Nanny To Ban Eating on Public Transport

Professor Dame Sally Davies, Nanny's Chief Medical Officer and food nazi, wants to ban people eating on public transport.

For why?

Seemingly it will make us slimmer.

Well, if I could be bothered to waste my time on thinking up various reasons why this is bollocks list them here (eg it won't work people will remain fat, some people need to eat on public transport eg diabetics, it is unenforceable etc etc).

However, I will simply save my time and yours by saying:

FUCK OFF TO NANNY!

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