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Wednesday, January 28, 2026

Auntie Refuses To Mention Jews on Holocaust Memorial Day

For good measure they had this wanker (Stale Mince) on the morning show, wearing his Nazi virtue signalling tea towel. 


 

A half hearted apology has been issued:

"In the news bulletins on Today and in the introduction to the story on BBC Breakfast there were references to Holocaust Memorial Day which were incorrectly worded, and for which we apologise. Both should have referred to 'six million Jewish people' and we will be issuing a correction on our website."
 


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Monday, February 26, 2024

Auntie Wants Compulsory Mosque Visits


 


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Thursday, September 28, 2023

Auntie Tries To Cancel GB News


 

Following on from Laurence Fox's idiotic comments on GB News the other night, Auntie saw her chance to push the cancel narrative in the hope that she could get GB News (which has started to undermine Auntie's viewing figures) cancelled.

Auntie is forgetting a few things, were she to succeed in cancelling GB News her own less than wholesome performance will come under the spotlight.

In 2019 Jo Brand joked about throwing acid over Nigel Farage on the BBC - No further action. 

In 2020 Sophie Dukes joked about killing white people on Frankie Boyle's New World Order - No further action. 

 In 2020 Miriam Margolyes said she wanted Boris Johnson to die on live TV while he was seriously ill with COVID - No further action.


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Friday, February 11, 2022

Auntie Loves Perspex!


 

Totally useless, and totally pathetic!

This sums the BBC up!


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Tuesday, January 18, 2022

Irony Klaxon - Auntie in Full Panic Mode


 

Auntie has been spooked by the threat of the abolition of the licence fee.

As such all her well paid celebs etc have hit the airwaves and Twitter (there's a small irony for you!), to tell us how much value for money we are getting by paying their salaries via our licence fees to tell us how much value for money we are getting by paying our licence fees!


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Thursday, January 13, 2022

Auntie Gets a Taste of Her Own Medicine!


 

 

What goes around comes around!


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Friday, May 21, 2021

Auntie Has Lost Touch With Reality!

 



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Thursday, January 28, 2021

Auntie's Katya Making Up The News as She Goes Along


 


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Friday, January 08, 2021

Auntie Frets About "Dry January"!

 

Auntie proving, yet again, that she is totally out of touch with reality!


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Tuesday, August 25, 2020

Auntie Bans Singing Rule Britannia - #DefundTheBBC

Every Proms season Auntie has a go at getting rid of Rule Britannia. This year, thanks to Covid and BLM she has managed to remove the singing part, and will simply play the music to it.

Auntie fails to understand that the Last Night of The Proms is meant to be a hearty party, where people join in communal singing of songs from the past at full volume. The singing of Rule Britannia etc does not mean that those who sing it are intent on rebuilding the empire or bringing back slavery.

It is clear that the BBC is run by a miserable bunch of bastards.

However, they won't be around for much longer, the licence fee will be abolished by the end of this year.


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Thursday, May 21, 2020

Auntie's Noble Gesture

 
I have asked Auntie the following:

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Thursday, February 27, 2020

Auntie's Diversity Grid


Here's how Auntie gets herself into all sort of knots over who to select for shows such as Question Time, as per The Guardian:
"A whiteboard would be marked up with a clumsy grid system. The grid would revolve around a set of key identities such as “woman”, “northern” or “poc” (person of colour). These would then be cross-categorised with political stances such as “Brexiteer”, “Tory” or “progressive”. Our task would then be to ensure that any proposed panel contained a complete balance of all these attributes. 

On daily programmes, where a different panel needed to be booked five days a week, these grid meetings often descended into the sort of charade that certain rightwing columnists dream about. One notable incident came when in order to find an “authentic” northern voice, all plausible interviewees who displayed any obvious erudition were vetoed. In their place, newspaper owner Danny Lockwood was slotted into the identity sudoku, as his tone was seen to more directly signal his real northern identity. Several producers thought fit to mention that said individual was, in fact, a reactionary whose past achievements include mocking the “Zorro” outfits worn by some Muslim women. But the grids didn’t have any disqualifying categories."

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Monday, December 09, 2019

Auntie Trims Her Tree


The Telegraph reports that Auntie has got rid of her Christmas tree.

The tree stood at the door of New Broadcasting House for just one week before it was cut up and carted off.

For why?

Apparently it was a “security risk”.

Maybe Auntie could have just moved it instead?

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Thursday, August 22, 2019

Brexit Makes Auntie Squirm


Last night's 10PM news broadcast from Auntie was, for once, quite amusing.

As she always does Auntie launched into a report about no deal Brexit, and the possible food and medicine shortages arising from no deal Brexit.

Yet, despite her best efforts, the professionals she interviewed in both the food and medicine industries said that there would be no shortages and that the matter was in hand.

It was a delight to see Auntie squirm and look so deflated!

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Thursday, July 26, 2018

Auntie Has Crashed





Nanny's state broadcaster's website has crashed, along with its app!

I wonder who is hacking them?

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Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Equality For All, Except In Auntie's World


How ironic that Auntie, the bastion and propagandist for all things pc, doesn't pay her female staff the same as her male staff!

Thankfully Auntie hasn't had any sexual harassment scandals to further tarnish her pc image...oh wait!

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Thursday, December 07, 2017

Shock, Horror, Probe - Winter Is Coming!


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Monday, November 06, 2017

Auntie Creates A Shit Show Out of Nothing - The Queen and The Paradise Papers


Auntie dragged herself down to new depths last night, by making her lead news item the fact that the Queen has £10M in an offshore vehicle of some sort or another.

Aside from the fact that in terms of this country's finances £10M is chicken feed, Auntie then went on to say that the Queen has in fact done nothing wrong and that as she is not legally required to pay tax she therefore cannot be accused of trying to avoid tax (which by the way is perfectly legal for rich and poor alike).

Are there really so few genuine issues, both domestically and globally, that Auntie is reduced to this form of shit show?

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Thursday, November 02, 2017

Auntie Wants To Ban Men


All of the women I know (be they friends or ex colleagues etc) would, were they on the receiving end of an unwanted advance, put the person firmly in his/her place either verbally or with a slap.

That would be the end of the matter.

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Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Auntie Gives Some Much Needed Advice To Prospective Labour MPs



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