Knobhead of The Millennium - Kerry McCarthy

Kudos to Corbyn for appointing Knobhead of The Millennium, Kerry McCarthy, as Shadow Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs.

McCarthy is a vegan and recently told Viva!life, a magazine for vegans:

"I really believe that meat should be treated in exactly the same way as tobacco, with public campaigns to stop people eating it. 

Progress on animal welfare is being made at EU level … but in the end it comes down to not eating meat or dairy.

The constant challenging of the environmental impact of livestock farming is making me more and more militant, not least that CAP payments are available for grouse shooting, controlling buzzards and forestry."

FFS!

These people shouldn't be allowed out in public on their own, let alone be placed in positions of responsibility.

Kerry McCarthy, well deserving Knobhead of The Millennium!

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HSE Bans Everything

My thanks to a loyal reader who recently pointed me to a Health and Safety fracas involving Nanny's Health and safety Executive (HSE) and AgChemAccess (an agrochemical company that imports products into the UK for global distribution).

AgChemAccess is suing the HSE for £2M,  for issuing "illegal" enforcement notices that stopped the company trading agrochemicals for two months and nearly forced the company out of business.

Farmers Weekly reports that the HSE brought the Norwich company's international agrochemical trade to a standstill for two months this summer, after it wrongly ordered movement restrictions on the whole of its UK-held stock.

An HSE investigator, who inspected third-party warehouses holding stock belonging to AgChemAccess, issued the company with a series of enforcement notices on 11 July. He believed the company was breaching safety regulations, and enforced a two-month movement ban on its UK-held stock.

However, on 29 August, following successful judicial review proceedings, the inspector accepted that he had no reasonable grounds to issue the enforcement notices and these were quashed.

Nicholas Gooch, director of AgChemAccess, said:

"The HSE did not engage with us in any way to try to resolve the problem.

They just simply put a blanket on us."

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Oink!

I could not help but snort when I read this a wee while ago!

For centuries, nay longer, mankind has happily kept pigs; as the old saying goes "you can eat every part of a pig, except for his oink".

As and aside, I am pretty sure that I have eaten most parts of a pig at some stage or other in my life; ears, trotters, snout, skin etc.

Anyhoo, I digress!

It seems that Nanny, in the shape of her much "respected" Health and Safety Executive, has issued a leaflet telling farmers to wear earmuffs when feeding said porkers.

For why?

It seems that the squeals (from the pigs) constitute a threat to the hearing of the farmers.

Snort!

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