Oink!

I could not help but snort when I read this a wee while ago!

For centuries, nay longer, mankind has happily kept pigs; as the old saying goes "you can eat every part of a pig, except for his oink".

As and aside, I am pretty sure that I have eaten most parts of a pig at some stage or other in my life; ears, trotters, snout, skin etc.

Anyhoo, I digress!

It seems that Nanny, in the shape of her much "respected" Health and Safety Executive, has issued a leaflet telling farmers to wear earmuffs when feeding said porkers.

For why?

It seems that the squeals (from the pigs) constitute a threat to the hearing of the farmers.

Snort!

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