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Showing posts with label meat. Show all posts
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Wednesday, October 09, 2024

Climate Change Cult Goes Batshit Crazy - Meat Patches!

All of this is demented bollocks!

By happenstance, here is a photo of Bioeticist (made up profession) Liao eating a large steak!


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Thursday, January 19, 2023

Scottish Nanny Bans Meat


 

My sympathies to the school kids, hospital patients and residents of nursing homes of Edinburgh, for Scottish Nanny has taken it upon herself to ban meat from their meals!

Seemingly this will save the planet!


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Tuesday, October 01, 2019

Meat Doesn't Pose a Cancer Risk


Despite the world and his wife lecturing us that meat causes cancer, and that we must cut down, new research indicates that it makes bugger all difference to the chances of you getting cancer if you cut down on meat eating or not!

Colour me "surprised"..NOT!

Needless to say, Nanny and her acolytes are not best pleased when confronted with facts.

The World Health Organization has classified red and processed meats as cancer-causing. Public health bodies worldwide urge people to limit their intake of red and processed meat to reduce their cancer risk. The NHS advises that people who eat 90g of meat a day – equivalent to three thin slices of roast meat – should cut down to 70g.

As such, these lecturing busybodies will ignore science and continue to tell us to cut down.

Oh, and let us not forget that Nanny has a new string to her anti-meat bow, namely the alleged environmental impact of eating meat.

Sigh!
 
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Tuesday, August 13, 2019

Nanny's War on Meat Has Begun - Fight Back!

 

As I noted the other day:
"The UN issued a report yesterday that noted meat has a role to play in global warming, but it went on to say that "animal-sourced food produced in resilient, sustainable & low-GHG emission systems present major opportunities for adaptation & mitigation while generating significant co-benefits in terms of human health".

The media and cult leaders have spun it that we should eat less meat/no meat at all!"
Unsurprisingly Nanny's acolytes have sprung into action, step forward Goldsmiths, University of London, which is removing all beef products from sale.

The college's new head, Prof Frances Corner, said
"The growing global call for organisations to take seriously their responsibilities for halting climate change is impossible to ignore.

Though I have only just arrived at Goldsmiths, it is immediately obvious that our staff and students care passionately about the future of our environment and that they are determined to help deliver the step change we need to cut our carbon footprint drastically and as quickly as possible."
If the students really are that impassioned about the environment, and truly believe that eating burgers destroys the environment, why did you need to ban them?

Surely the students would have simply stopped eating them?
 
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Friday, August 09, 2019

Nanny Hates Meat



The UN issued a report yesterday that noted meat has a role to play in global warming, but it went on to say that "animal-sourced food produced in resilient, sustainable & low-GHG emission systems present major opportunities for adaptation & mitigation while generating significant co-benefits in terms of human health".

The media and cult leaders have spun it that we should eat less meat/no meat at all!

In honour of the report, above I present a video of pork chops and stuffing I made the other week.

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Friday, January 25, 2019

Nanny's New Hate - Meat

So there you go folks, it's not cars, planes, lorries, industry or even fags that are screwing up the environment but meat!

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Monday, November 12, 2018

Meat Eaters Healthier Than Vegetarians



Oh dear, it seems that nanny's plans to tax meat (for the benefit of our health) may have just hit the buffers!

A study conducted by the Medical University of Graz in Austria found that the vegetarian diet, as characterised by a low consumption of saturated fat and cholesterol, due to a higher intake of fruits, vegetables and whole-grain products, appeared to carry elevated risks of cancer, allergies and mental health problems such as depression and anxiety.

Our study has shown that Austrian adults who consume a vegetarian diet are less healthy (in terms of cancer, allergies, and mental health disorders), have a lower quality of life, and also require more medical treatment.
You can rest assured that Nanny will ignore these findings, as facts are irrelevant to her.

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Wednesday, November 07, 2018

Nanny's Forthcoming Meat Tax - You Have Been Warned!


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Friday, August 24, 2018

People Are Offended By The Fact That Steaks Come From Cows

What is even more distressing, to me, is the fact that the restaurant apologised for the "offence" caused!

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Thursday, July 19, 2018

The Joy of Pork Triggers Vegan Meltdown




As per Bristol Live:

Huge 'Become a Pork Lover' bus in Broadmead sparks angry exchanges with vegan activists.



Splendid!

Seemingly local vegan got upset when a bus promoting Spanish pork products.

The coach has the words 'become a pork lover' emblazoned on its side alongside a giant heart-shaped snout and pigs ears.

Shoppers are being invited on board to taste freebies, learn pork cooking techniques and receive nutrition advice.

Vegans, being part of the "offended at everything" brigade, were immediately triggered.

One of the protesters, named Jasmine, said:
"We are here because we are protesting this monstrosity. It's basically propaganda telling people that they can have pork imported from Spain for whatever reason that seems like a luxury, who knows."
The 'Pork Lovers Tour' roadshow which is touring the UK is being lead by Interporc, a non-profit organisation representing Spanish pork producers.

I do hope it comes to Brighton!

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Wednesday, May 02, 2018

Nanny Bans Big Cocks and Large Breasted Birds

Butcher Pete Lymer with the sign outside J W Ash & Son in Leek 

My sympathies to Pete Lymer, who runs J W Ash & Son butchers in Ball Haye Street Leek, who has run afoul of Nanny.

It seems that his blackboard advertising ‘big breasted birds', ‘big cocks’ and 'horny sausages' has upset someone.

Police have told him to tone it down.

Pete is quoted by Stoke On Trent Live:
"We've put the signs out for years and it's always been a bit of a laugh.

Just after Christmas apparently somebody complained to the police, saying it was offensive.

Last month a lady from the police came in and asked if we could pull our sign in. And a bobby came in last Thursday. They're just doing their job so I'm not annoyed with the individuals."
Now what is interesting is that the police deny there was a complaint, but say they were warning Pete lest someone in the future takes offence.

A Staffordshire Police spokesman said:
"We’ve received no complaints about signage outside J W Ash and Son butchers in Leek.

However, the local Chief Inspector for the Moorlands did advise the owner to give careful consideration to what was written on the boards in case anyone took offence. No other action has been taken."
Therefore, if no one has complained, why are the police sticking their noses into this??

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Monday, April 16, 2018

Millennials Too Scared To Touch Meat



It has come to this, millennials are now so scared of touching meat that Sainsbury's has decided to pack chicken in a pack to pan package so that people don't have to touch the meat.

It said that many shoppers under the age of 35 were afraid to touch raw meat. The pouches known as “doypacks” in the industry are designed to allow consumers to cook meat without coming directly into contact with it.

Katherine Hall, product development manager for meat, fish and poultry at the retailer, told The Sunday Times:
"Customers, particularly younger ones, are quite scared of touching raw meat. These bags allow people, especially those who are time-poor, to just ‘rip and tip’ the meat straight into the frying pan without touching it”. 
One small problem, the very same millennials are now complaining that the packages are not environmentally friendly!

When I was a kid, my dad was chums with a butcher and I would often visit his refrigerated room to look at the hanging carcasses of pigs and lambs. Something that maybe should be made mandatory for kids these days, so that they understand where food comes from!

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Monday, July 24, 2017

The Rise of The Flexitarians


Meat substitute company Quorn Foods says it has seen "unprecedented" global growth in the first half of this year, with sales up 19% worldwide.

The firm says it is benefiting from the rise of the "flexitarian" diet. This means more people have been reducing meat consumption in favour of more sustainable protein sources.

Definition of "Flexitarian":
"A middle class person who virtue signals by pretending to be veggie once in a while."
God save us all!

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Friday, April 21, 2017

Coming Soon - A Meat Tax!


According to some person writing in the Guardian:
"..the challenge is to persuade people in wealthy countries to eat less meat. That might seem a tall order, but governments have successfully persuaded people to quit smoking through a combination of public information, regulation and taxation."
Factoid alert, people still smoke!

Seemingly the rates should be 40% on beef and 8.5% on chicken according to one group of meat tax warriors, but another wants 40% on chicken and 28% on beef!

You couldn't make this up!

FFS, can't these people just crawl back to where they came from, and leave the rest of us in peace?

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Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Meat Free Mondays at The BBC


My sympathy to Auntie's staff in Salford who have been recently banned from eating meat in the staff canteen on Mondays.

The Mail recently reported that BBC employees are fuming after their staff canteen banned meat from its menu on Mondays - with workers accusing the corporation of 'forcing its agenda' on them.

An internal message revealed 'meat free Mondays' will be introduced at the BBC North staff restaurant in Quay House in MediaCity, Salford.

The intranet memo says the change has been introduced for environmental and health reasons.

Ridiculous!

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Thursday, December 01, 2016

Mighty Meaty Fivers


The farcical fuss over the traces of tallow in the new Fivers has prompted Vice to calculate the cow content of a fiver.

Here is their calculation:
"Tallow is rendered cow or mutton fat, but for the sake of argument let's go with cows here.

How much do cows weigh? Between 1,100kg for a male (bull) and 720kg for a female. So, on average, a cow weighs 910kg.

The body fat content of an average cow is 25 percent. Therefore, the amount of fat in an average cow's body is 227.5kg.

How many kilograms of this fat is contained in offcuts you could use to make tallow? About 40kg, according to a man at the James Elliott butcher in Islington.

How much tallow is used in one note, according to the Bank of England? "A trace", which chemically means less than 100 parts per million, or 0.01 percent. A polymer consultant I called confirmed that the tallow present in a given polymer would be a fraction of a single percentage.

New £5 notes weigh 0.7g, therefore there is roughly 0.00007 g of tallow present in one £5 note.

How many fivers are in circulation now, and therefore will be around by May of 2017, when all the old paper ones have been phased out? 329 million notes.

To work out how much tallow will be used in total in all of these fivers, we need to multiply 0.00007g by 329 million, which gives us 23,030g, or 23kg.

And if you get about 40kg of tallow-worthy fat from the average cow, how many cows would you need to make every single £5 note in circulation?


JUST OVER HALF OF ONE COW"
Maybe people should turn their minds to other more pressing issues?
 

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Thursday, September 24, 2015

Knobhead of The Millennium - Kerry McCarthy


Kudos to Corbyn for appointing Knobhead of The Millennium, Kerry McCarthy, as Shadow Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs.

McCarthy is a vegan and recently told Viva!life, a magazine for vegans:
"I really believe that meat should be treated in exactly the same way as tobacco, with public campaigns to stop people eating it. 

Progress on animal welfare is being made at EU level … but in the end it comes down to not eating meat or dairy.

The constant challenging of the environmental impact of livestock farming is making me more and more militant, not least that CAP payments are available for grouse shooting, controlling buzzards and forestry."
FFS!

These people shouldn't be allowed out in public on their own, let alone be placed in positions of responsibility.

Kerry McCarthy, well deserving Knobhead of The Millennium!

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Thursday, February 27, 2014

Nanny Bans Cooked Meat


I see that some research carried out at the Icahn School of Medicine at Mount Sinai in New York, and published in Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, indicates that browning meat in the oven, grill or frying pan (ie cooking meat) produces chemicals which may increase the risk of developing dementia.

Advanced glycation end (AGE) products have been linked to diseases such as type-2 diabetes. Mice fed a high-AGEs diet had a build-up of dangerous proteins in the brain and impaired cognitive function. AGEs occur during the cooking process.

A short-term analysis of people over 60 suggested a link between high levels of AGEs in the blood and cognitive decline.

However, whilst (according to experts) the results were "compelling" they do not provide "definitive answers".

Derek Hill, a professor of medical imaging sciences at University College London, is quoted by the BBC:
"The results are compelling.

Because cures for Alzheimer's disease remain a distant hope, efforts to prevent it are extremely important, but this study should be seen as encouraging further work, rather than as providing definitive answers. 

But it is grounds for optimism - this paper adds to the body of evidence suggesting that using preventative strategies might reduce the prevalence of Alzheimer's disease and other dementias in society and that could have very positive impact on us all."
Dr Simon Ridley, from the charity Alzheimer's Research UK, said:
"Diabetes has previously been linked to an increased risk of dementia, and this small study provides some new insight into some of the possible molecular processes that may link the two conditions. 

It's important to note that the people in this study did not have dementia. This subject has so far not been well studied in people, and we don't yet know whether the amount of AGEs in our diet might affect our risk of dementia."
Whilst those with scientific backgrounds are clearly flagging that the findings are not definitive, and that further work and study is required, pound to a penny the scaremongers and Nanny's little helpers will mount a campaign against cooked meat.

Therefore in one step we will end up back to the age of the caveman (pre discovery of fire) when we ate raw meat.

Still, I for one am very fond of steak tartar.

Steak tartars all round!


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Monday, June 03, 2013

Nanny's Disconnect From The Food Chain


I am saddened but not particularly surprised to see that growing up in the Nanny state, where parents abrogate their responsibility for bringing up their children to the state, has produced a generation of children who have no idea where food comes from.

A survey conducted by the British Nutrition Foundation (BNF) of 27,500 five to sixteen year olds highlighted that approximately 33% of UK primary pupils think cheese is made from plants, and 25% think fish fingers come from chicken or pigs (given the ongoing scandal over processed foods, that may in fact be nearer to the mark!).

To add to the confusion, a large number of kids also seem to be under the delusion that pasta and bread are meat based products.

A further 10% think that spuds grow on bushes or trees.

Roy Ballam, education programme manager at BNF, is quoted by the BBC talking about BNF's Healthy Eating Week which aims "to start the process of re-engaging children with the origins of food, nutrition and cooking, so that they grow up with a fuller understanding of how food reaches them and what a healthy diet and lifestyle consists of."

A spokesman for England's Department for Education said:
"We want to encourage children to develop a love of food, cooking and healthy eating that will stay with them as they grow up."
That's all very nice and dandy, but I learned about food and cooking from my parents and grandfather; not the state. Indeed on a Saturday morning my dad used to regularly take me to the local butcher's shop to see the carcasses hanging in the cold room and to watch the sausage machine at work.

These findings show that parents are failing in their primary responsibility in bringing up their children to have a basic understanding of how the world functions and how to feed themselves. It is not the role of the state to teach children how to feed themselves, just as it isn't the role of the state to teach children how to tie their own shoe laces or wipe their butts.

Cooking classes etc are fine and useful for developing an understanding of food groups, nutrition and hygiene etc. However, the basic understanding of where food comes from should start in the home; otherwise parents will have no role whatsoever in the upbringing of their own children!

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Friday, March 08, 2013

The Joy of Sausages


I am gemused to see that Nanny is getting her knickers in a twist again over the "dangers" posed to our health of processed meats such as bangers.

According to "research" carried out in 10 EU countries, and published in BMC Medicine, sausages, ham, bacon and other processed meats "appear" to increase the risk of dying young.

Nanny is worried about the chemicals and salt added to processed meats (not though worried about the horsemeat injected with equine drugs fraudulently added to the food chain!).

Bizarrely, instead of focusing on the chemical issues, the British Heart Foundation has suggested opting for leaner cuts of meat.

What the fark has that got to do with the chemicals on processed meats?

Anyhoo, the "research" is of course bollocks, because those who died within the survey were also more likely to smoke, be obese and have other behaviours known to damage health; ie to blame their deaths on processed meat is utter nonsense!

Eat what you like, just make sure you don't eat to excess and that you vary your diet.

Problem solved!

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