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Showing posts with label lancashire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lancashire. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 02, 2015

Lancashire County Council's Nice Little Earner

My thanks to a loyal reader who pointed me to the absurd nonsense perpetrated by Lancashire County Council, wrt newly painted double yellow lines.

James Callan and his partner Lauren live in a 1995 built house with a driveway, that does not have a dropped pavement outside.

For reasons that are unfathomable, council workers decided to paint some double yellow lines outside their driveway recently.

Problem?

Yes!

Apparently everytime the couple park their car in their own driveway they now face a fine of £1,000.

They have been told they are breaking the law by using the driveway as it is inside the yellow lines, and by attempting to drive on or off their own land they will be making an illegal "vehicle crossing".
 
Ker Farking Ching!

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Thursday, October 18, 2012

Spot The Difference



Here is a wee spot the difference competition (no prizes) for you to test your observational skills on.

Can you tell me the difference between the two objects in the picture above, and what each is used for?

Yes, that's right, the one on the left is a white stick used by the visually impaired, the one on the right is a Samurai sword used for killing people.

Now that wasn't too difficult was it?

Sadly some in the Lancashire police might have had some problems with it.

The Telegraph reports that Colin Farmer (a 61 year old visually impaired gentlemen) found himself tasered and handcuffed whilst on his way to meet friends for a drink in his local pub in Chorley.

For why?

Police had earlier been dispatched after reports of a man roaming around Chorley town centre in Lancs armed with a sword, and a patrolman spotted Mr Farmer walking down the street using his white stick to get around and mistook it for a samurai sword.

Mr Farmer said:
"The whole thing was like being trapped in a nightmare.

I didn't even know the police were there. I heard this man shouting. I thought they were shouting at some people.
I certainly didn't know they were police - and I certainly didn't know they were shouting at me.

I thought I was going to be attacked by some hooligans. The next thing they fired a Taser at me, though I didn't know it was a taser at the time. 

I just felt this thump in my back. As soon as the taser hit me I hit the ground. 

I hit my head on the floor, then this policeman came around. I said 'I'm blind, I'm blind. I'm blind'.

This policeman knelt on me and dragged my arms round my back and handcuffed me so tight I've had bruises since. 

I said 'you're hurting me, I'm blind' - and there's no way he could not have seen my stick on the floor.

I walk at a snail's pace. They could have walked past me, driven past me in the van, or said drop your weapon. 

It's a sad excuse. They wouldn't even stop when I said I'm blind. I was absolutely terrified. I thought any second I'm going to have another stroke and this one will kill me."
Chief Supt Stuart Williams, of Chorley Police said:
"We have launched an urgent investigation to understand what lessons can be learned and the matter has also been referred to the Independent Police Complaints Commission."

Mistakes of course do happen, but this seems to be one hell of a snafu!

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