My thanks to a loyal reader who pointed me to the absurd nonsense perpetrated by Lancashire County Council, wrt newly painted double yellow lines.
James Callan and his partner Lauren live in a 1995 built house with a driveway, that does not have a dropped pavement outside.
For reasons that are unfathomable, council workers decided to paint some double yellow lines outside their driveway recently.
Problem?
Yes!
Apparently everytime the couple park their car in their own driveway they now face a fine of £1,000.
They have been told they are breaking the law by using the driveway as it is inside the yellow lines, and by attempting to drive on or off their own land they will be making an illegal "vehicle crossing".
James Callan and his partner Lauren live in a 1995 built house with a driveway, that does not have a dropped pavement outside.
For reasons that are unfathomable, council workers decided to paint some double yellow lines outside their driveway recently.
Problem?
Yes!
Apparently everytime the couple park their car in their own driveway they now face a fine of £1,000.
They have been told they are breaking the law by using the driveway as it is inside the yellow lines, and by attempting to drive on or off their own land they will be making an illegal "vehicle crossing".
Ker Farking Ching!
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