Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.
Showing posts with label prisons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label prisons. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 26, 2019

Nanny Imprisons Egg Thrower - The Ever Rising Egg Scale


This is no yolk!

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Thursday, August 31, 2017

Prison Smoking Ban Produces Inevitable Result!



Nanny really is a naive old crone, if she seriously thought that banning smoking in prisons would lead to anything positive.

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Thursday, September 10, 2015

The EU Border


Is this to keep people out, or to keep people in?

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Thursday, April 25, 2013

Nanny's Crass Stupidity


The Prison Governors' Association (PGA) have told Nanny that her policy on Class A drugs simply isn't working.

Nanny's response, via her Home Orifice, is particularly moronic even by her standards.

As per the BBC the Home Office said drugs were illegal "because they are dangerous".

Errmm.....alcohol, nicotine and caffeine are drugs and are dangerous, yet they are not illegal (not yet anyway).


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Monday, March 11, 2013

Chris Huhne Gets 8 Months

Enough time to write a book!

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Thursday, September 29, 2011

WTF!


I see that prison inmates in Wales are threatening legal action against prison chiefs.

For why?

Because they only get Sky Sports One, showing Premier League football matches, in jail.

They want Sky Two and Three as well!

The prisoners have lodged a formal complaint to warders at HMP Parc in Bridgend to get other pay-to-view sports channels as well for free.


Ironically some warders at the Category B prison say they cannot afford Sky Sports at home.

Well, if they win this one then I give up!

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Friday, September 16, 2011

The Mister Men

Dear oh dear, what a splendid example of absolute nonsense brought to us by Nanny's Ministry of Justice.

The MoJ has issued guidance that says guards should use the formal address of "Mister" for at least 12,000 prisoners with learning difficulties such as dyslexia.

This is all the more odd as Kenneth Clarke, the Justice Secretary, has attacked as “ridiculous” a ruling that forced guards to call a gang boss serving life for murder “Mr”.

Given that the "learning difficulty" clearly was not enough to dissuade the judge from imprisoning the offender (as opposed to placing him/her in a hospital or freeing him/her), this seems a totally daft idea.

Or am I just a hard hearted, miserable sod with zero compassion?

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Thursday, August 18, 2011

Excessive!

WTF
I was sorry to read of the sad outcome of a dispute between an elderly pensioner (Pauline Spoor of Hattersley, Greater Manchester) and the RSPCA over her old frail dog Dexter (18).

Dexter was suffering from severe arthritis and conjunctivitis, and in the opinion of the professionals needed to be put down to be out of his misery. Mrs Spoor, being human, couldn't bear to have her companion put down.

In May the RSPCA alerted the polcie to the dog's plight, and they duly broke into Mrs Spoor's home and placed Dexter with the RSPCA who put him down.

Mrs Spoor was then taken to court and convicted of animal cruelty. She was sentenced to wear an electronic tag on her ankle, and given a 3 month curfew preventing her from leaving her home at night.

Why would a frail elderly woman living in Manchester want to leave her home at night?

It seems to me that the above sentence is disproportionate to the circumstances. Sadly, this case has been ignored as certain publicity seeking politicians seem more concerned with trying to lessen the sentences handed out to morons who try to start riots using Faecesbook.

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Friday, January 02, 2009

Prat of The Week - David Hanson

Prat of The WeekNanny's Orwellian named "Ministry of Justice" has decreed that the words "inmate" and "offender" are to be forever expunged from the vocabulary of prison officers.

For why?

Nanny believes that they demean the prisoners, and do not show the "respect" and "dignity" that she believes they deserve!

Nanny's Prisons' minister, David Hanson, said:

"Prison staff are expected to treat prisoners with dignity and respect and for this reason the term 'prisoner' should be used in preference to the term 'inmate'."

Adding that the term "offender" was not inappropriate.

I wonder if he will still feel the same way were he, or a member of his family, robbed/mugged/murdered?

Hanson, well deserving to win the first award of 2009 of "Prat of The Week".

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