Stick and Flick Shit

Dog owners should adopt a "stick and flick" method instead of using shit bags, according to advice from the Forestry Commission.

Discarded plastic dog waste bags are an eyesore, the organisation says, and the best approach should a pet foul on a footpath is to find a stick and flick it into the undergrowth.

The guidance was highlighted by Conservative MP Anne Main.

Now this is all very well and good, so long as Nanny can now advise as to what constitutes the "countryside", lest Nanny's greedy councils start fining dog walkers for not bagging it!

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Dog Shit Night Vision Goggles

Nanny's chums in Stafford Borough Council are so vexed at the amount of dog shit on the streets of Stafford, that they have given staff night vision goggles as a way to stop the ongoing battle against dog fouling.

I kid you not!

Undercover wardens will be equipped with the high-tech £200 devices, in a bid to catch out dog owners who fail to clean up after their pets during the winter months.

The equipment comes with a built in laser illuminator to improve viewing in the dark, and council staff will patrol dog fouling "hot-spots" across the town.

Wardens will be able to spy on residents using covert tactics and issue them with £75 on-the-spot fines if they are caught in the act.

Whilst dog shit is indeed a scourge, I am a tad wary of giving "enforcers" night vision goggles to spy on all and sundry. Aside from being overkill, does it not give rise to privacy concerns amongst the good people of Stafford?


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Nanny's New Dog Shit Law

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