Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Friday, August 28, 2020

#JettyGate The Movie - The Sorry Tale of The Queen's Park Jetty in Brighton

 
Loyal readers may recall that I have written about the Queen's Park jetty on a number of occasions, eg May 2020 I wrote the following:
"A jetty over Brighton Queen’s Park pond is set to open in March – almost a year late following health and safety delays.

The jetty was built in 2019 after park visitors were asked to choose how to spend money contributed by local developers – either to rework its quiet garden to open it up and deter drug users, or to create a dipping platform.

The platform project was chosen and the jetty was completed to the original designs by May – but a surprise inspection by the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents meant it has remained fenced off ever since.
A few weeks later the barriers were then unceremoniously thrown into the pond, and access to the jetty was restored. Then a fortnight ago I saw that the barriers had been re-erected, and restored to their position in front of the jetty blocking access. Two days later they were moved allowing access.

Great, common sense prevailed!

Sadly not, for this morning I see that one of the "safety" barriers has again been re-erected, and placed in front of the jetty blocking access (before and after pictures above)."

Just to remind you, this jetty was meant to open in March 2019!

As it is a Bank Holiday Weekend, I have created a wee movie about the ongoing fiasco.

When you have a spare ten minutes, settle down in front of a large screen with some popcorn, a hotdog and some booze and enjoy!

Happy viewing!


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Thursday, August 27, 2020

Brighton Council Performs Partial Volte FARCE wrt Cycle Lane

Brighton is run by utter cretins!


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Wednesday, August 26, 2020

The BBC Hates Britain - #RenameTheBBC

 Methinks, in addition to defunding it, the name of the organisation should be changed to something that doesn't include the word "British".


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Tuesday, August 25, 2020

Auntie Bans Singing Rule Britannia - #DefundTheBBC

Every Proms season Auntie has a go at getting rid of Rule Britannia. This year, thanks to Covid and BLM she has managed to remove the singing part, and will simply play the music to it.

Auntie fails to understand that the Last Night of The Proms is meant to be a hearty party, where people join in communal singing of songs from the past at full volume. The singing of Rule Britannia etc does not mean that those who sing it are intent on rebuilding the empire or bringing back slavery.

It is clear that the BBC is run by a miserable bunch of bastards.

However, they won't be around for much longer, the licence fee will be abolished by the end of this year.


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Monday, August 24, 2020

Brighton Nanny Bans Number 2

 

Peak Covid fuckwittery has hit Brighton (no surprises there) as a Brighton cafe has banned people having a "number 2" in their bathroom.

Do they think that their customers lick the bowl?


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Friday, August 21, 2020

Dementia Leading Cause of Death in England in July

The BBC et al won't of course be telling us that, nor will they tell us that around 400-500 people die every day in the UK from cancer!


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