Nanny's Scumbag Friends

Well, quite a scandal has erupted in the media. It seems that despite all these years that Nanny and her friends have been lecturing us about “family values”, and respect for others, some of her scumbag little friends have not been listening to her message.

No I don’t mean David “trial without jury” Blunkett; this case refers to a mystery man.

The new sex scandal was revealed on Wednesday, by Oona King a Labour MP; she claims to have been offered £10,000 to have sex with a British Labour Euro MP.

Ms King, quite rightly, told the man to "go to hell"; yet, oddly enough, he faced no disciplinary action.

Ms King said the approach by the Labour MEP took place some 13 years ago, when she was a political assistant in Strasbourg.

Needless to say the story is even more sordid than it first appears. Our dear Labour MEP was not, of course, going to use his own money to purchase Ms King’s company; he was going to use his cost allowance.

That means he was going to steal the money that you, the taxpayers, give to Nanny through your taxes.

I remind you again, this scumbag did not receive any disciplinary action.

Nanny, if you are reading this please could you tell us why no action was taken against him?

Nanny is always lecturing her “charges” about respect for others, tolerance and the evils of theft; yet her own friends in the Houses of Parliament are noted for their boorish behaviour and sexism. Furthermore, this scumbag presumably happily continues to draw a more than generous salary and allowance; which he doubtless embezzles to satisfy his own desires, at the expense of the taxpayer.

Unfortunately with Nanny; it is a case of do as I say, not do as I do.

I have some simple advice for this scumbag, and others of his ilk:

• If you are going to pay for sex; then for heavens sake conduct your business with professional prostitutes, not your co-workers.



• Make sure that the money that you intend to use, to obtain your sexual gratification, is yours; ie don't steal it!

Now the hunt is on for the mystery man.

Please drop me a line if you know of the man’s identity. Any information leading to his identification, will of course not be treated in the strictest confidence; and will be liberally splashed across this website.