Monday, March 01, 2010
A Nation of Paedophiles - No Family Photos
My sympathies to Kevin Geraghty-Shewan, who fell foul of Nanny's Paedofinder General the other day.
Mr Geraghty-Shewan was shopping with his wife and 4 year old son, Ben, at the Bridges Shopping Centre Sunderland. Mr Geraghty-Shewan paid for Ben to ride on a children's train ride outside one of the stores and, at the suggestion of his wife, took a photo of Ben on the ride.
Can you guess what happened next loyal readers?
Yes, that's right, Nanny's Paedofinder General (in the shape of a security guard) appeared and told him that he must not take photos because he might be a paedophile.
The security guard went on to say that Mr Geraghty-Shewan could not prove that he was Ben's father and that "there is a real problem with paedophiles", he then threatened to call the manager.
A few minutes later, as if by magic, a policeman apprehended Mr Geraghty-Shewan and told him that a complaint had been made a about a man fitting Geraghty-Shewan's description taking photos of children.
The policeman then asked what Mr Geraghty-Shewan was doing in Sunderland, asked for his name and address and told him he had the right to delete his pictures.
Then, for good measure, he threatened Mr Geraghty-Shewan with arrest for breach of the peace.
Quite what effect all of this must have had on Ben is anyone's guess. Nanny, of course, doesn't give a damn about that though.
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