Congratulations to Drinkaware, the alcohol charity, who commissioned a survey of 1,000 people about booze.
The results of the survey were extrapolated by some algorithm to produce a nice media headline, that claims 520,000 people go to work each day with a hangover.
The same people, or 520,000 new ones each day?
Let's make it a nice round million then folks!
The charity then drones on about lost productivity, and bosses not doing enough to discourage their workforce from drinking during the week.
Evidently Drinkaware is under the misguided delusion that we still reside in some form of feudal society, where our lives are owned by the local squire.
Not content with moaning about that, Drinkaware then warn about the dangers of the World Cup encouraging more boozing.
Let's make it a round million then folks!
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