I see that employees of Biffa (wasn't he a regular on the front of the Beano, or was it Biffo?) will be given £1.75M worth of Vodafone BlackBerrys.
Biffa, aside from being a stalwart of the Beano, is also a waste disposal company (ie it employs many of the country's binmen).
The phones will be used to snoop on both householders (eg photographing "environmental crimes", such as an overfull bin) and the binmen themselves (mobiles have tracking devices etc).
At least this time everyone (binmen and householders) are being treated equally.
That at least is progress!
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