It being a gloomy, grey and dismal Monday morning what better way to cheer us all up than to read a gemusing tale of how Nanny jailed a yob for five years for brandishing a dildo during a street row.
Court News reports that Ian Poulton was reported to police, as he was having a row with another person in the street, by panicked neighbours who thought that a dildo tucked into his waistband was a gun.
Given the perceived nature of the threat fifteen officers armed with machine guns swooped on him as he walked along a street in Telford, Shropshire, on May 22.
Passing sentence, Judge Robin Onions said:
"It was clearly not a gun, be it imitation or real.Poulton, compounding his offence, put up resistance when officers tried to arrest him and damaged a police car in the scuffle.
It was an entirely innocent object.
It was the defendant’s intention to deceive.
Witnesses thought it was a firearm so he has to take the consequences."
He admitted possessing an imitation firearm (the dildo) with intent to cause fear of violence, criminal damage and assault causing actual bodily harm.
Poulton, of Mill Bank, Wellington, Shropshire, further admitted criminal damage to a laptop, aggravated vehicle taking, assault occasioning actual bodily harm and common assault on a neighbour, all committed in July.
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