Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
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Monday, November 11, 2013

EU Nanny Bans Chocolate Fags

My thanks to an eagle eyed loyal reader who pointed me to a piece in Deutsch Türkische Nachrichten which says that our EU Overlords are banning chocolate cigarettes, but that real fags and tobacco are still perfectly legal!

As per the translation in NoTricksZone:
"Chocolate that is shaped like cigarettes must no longer be sold in the future. In the EU parliament’s view, chocolate cigarettes are dangerous starter drugs."
What a strange bunch of people in habit the rarefied world of the EU Parliament!

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  1. Tonk.1:38 PM

    More bollocks from Euro Nanny.

    Off topic but something I find I have to ask.....
    Has The State's Broadcaster gone over the top with the Poppies this year? Don't get me wrong, it is right to remember those that fell and being born just after the last war and growing up in The East End of London, I can remember the mess Gerry left our local area in; they wanted to take out the docks.....Anyway, back to the point, everyone for the last few weeks that have appeared on Al Ja-Beeba have had a poppy pinned to them even, last night, a farmer in a blue boiler suit, up to his Aris in pony, trying to feed a newborn calf!

  2. Anonymous5:12 PM

    Agreed, everyone appearing on camera must be given a poppy to wear. Fair enough but how many pay for them, I wonder.