Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
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Thursday, July 24, 2014

Screen Five Year Olds For Coordination Problems

It seems that as a result of certain issues, eg the reduction in time spent playing outside and crap parenting, large numbers of children nowadays apparently have lousy physical coordination (eg they cannot sit still, stand upright or hold a pencil).

Sally Goddard Blythe, director of the Institute for Neuro-Physiological Psychology in Chester, said that all infants should be given physical checks at the age of five, because large numbers of children with basic developmental problems were “slipping through the net”.

Fair enough, maybe.

However, once a problem has been identified what exactly will Nanny do to correct it?

Is this not an issue that the parents should be addressing?

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  1. What net? And why is slipping through it a bad thing? We can't raise a nation of British Standard human beings

  2. Lord of Atlantis1:43 PM

    Quite right, Ken, this is an area of parental responsibility, not the state! Almost certainly be used as another excuse to brainwash, er, sorry, "give (compulsory) instructions" to parents concerning how Nanny expects their children to be indoctrinated, er, I mean, "helped" to overcome such "problems"!

    Quite agree with you, Bucko The Moose, if we were all the same life would be most boring!