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Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Ice Age Coming

As we enjoy a typically lack lustre British summer, those of you who are worried about global warming will be pleased to know that it is bollocks.

Seemingly, according to solar researchers from the university of Northumbria, the earth is 15 years from a "mini ice-age" that will cause bitterly cold winters during which rivers such as the Thames freeze over,

Thus validating what Nationwide reported back in the mid seventies!
Fluid movements within the sun, which are thought to create 11-year cycles in the weather, will converge in such a way that temperatures will fall dramatically in the 2030s.

Solar activity will fall by 60 per cent as two waves of fluid "effectively cancel each other out", according to Prof Valentina Zharkova.

Therefore if you don't want to freeze in 15 years time, start using more fossil fuels and ensure you maximise your greenhouse gas emissions!

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