#COPOUT26 - Dr David Bellamy Hit The Nail on The Head

 

Spend the money on managing the effects of global warming, instead of pissing it away on carbon reduction.

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Cannibalism To Save The Planet

I will leave this here....

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Nanny Hates Meat

The UN issued a report yesterday that noted meat has a role to play in global warming, but it went on to say that "animal-sourced food produced in resilient, sustainable & low-GHG emission systems present major opportunities for adaptation & mitigation while generating significant co-benefits in terms of human health".

The media and cult leaders have spun it that we should eat less meat/no meat at all!

In honour of the report, above I present a video of pork chops and stuffing I made the other week.

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Global Warming Irony Alert

Scores of celebrities and the rich have arrived in Sicily for a Google conference. They came in 114 private jets and a flotilla of super yachts. The conference is on global warming.

— Andrew Neil (@afneil) August 1, 2019

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Climate Change Factoid

The Earth's climate has been in a constant state of change since the Earth came into existence some 4 billion years ago.

Get over yourselves humanity, you are not the cause nor the cure of climate change!

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The Solution To Global Warming

Scientists are testing "methane backpacks" on cows as a way to reduce emissions https://t.co/U7ZhUN4D6A

— Ninja Economics (@NinjaEconomics) September 5, 2016

A perfect solution to global warming, what could possibly go wrong?

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Ozone Hole Healing

Despite the never ending warnings of global catastrophe wrt the ozone hole over Antarctica, it appears that the hole itself has ignored the doom mongers and is actually healing itself.

As per Auntie researchers say they have found the first clear evidence that the thinning in the ozone layer above Antarctica is starting to heal.

The scientists said that in September 2015 the hole was around 4 million sq km smaller than it was in the year 2000 - an area roughly the size of India.

Unsurprisingly the scientists claim that the gains are due to the long term phasing out of ozone-destroying chemicals. However, the study also sheds new light on the role of volcanoes in making the problem worse.

Thus, even if mankind has had a hand in its thinning, the major issue is one related to what nature does (eg volcanoes) not what lowly humans do!

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Global Warming Solved!

Those who believe in global warming must be really delighted that world leaders have manged to save the planet, in the climate change deal reached this weekend in Paris.

ROFLMAO!

In the unlikely event that mankind (as opposed to nature/solar activity etc) has a major hand in climatic changes (eg warming or freezing) do people really think that countries such as China, India, USA etc are going to cut back on their emissions and stick to the agreement?

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Why The Met Gets The Weather Wrong

Ever wondered why the Met's long term weather forecasts are so crap?

The answer lies in the fact that the Met has succumbed to the quasi religion of Global warming.

In a series of recent posts on Notalotofpeopleknowthat blog, Paul Homewood has been plotting the Met Office’s predictions against its own recorded data. In one, entitled “Met Office forecasts contain a warming bias”, he compared all its running three-monthly forecasts for the first nine months of 2015, made on the basis of “observations, several numerical models and expert judgment”, with what actually happened. Seven months this year, they told us, would be hotter than usual. In fact, six of the nine months were cooler than normal, and October looks like being yet another botched call.

Against its frequent claims that we can expect “a general increase in summer temperatures” thanks to “human influence on climate”, the Met Office’s own data show that, since 2006, summers have on average become cooler.

Another of its constant obsessions has been with “extreme rainfall”, as reflected in a report by the BBC’s Roger Harrabin in 2013 headed “Met Office predicts 'extreme rainfall increasing’. A recent paper by the Royal Meteorological Society, based on the Met Office’s England and Wales dataset, found there have been “no significant trends” in the “intensity of rainfall” over the 84 years since that record began.

The Telegraph notes that Neil Catto, a former Met Office employee, has plotted data from a representative sample of Met Office UK weather stations every day since 1998. On every one of his graphs recording temperature, rainfall and much else, the trend line over 18 years has been astonishingly consistent. Despite fluctuations, the overall trend has been flat. The general pattern of our weather has remained remarkably unchanged.

The fact is that the data, belies the predictions which are skewed because of the Met's messianic belief in global warming.

Indeed, as loyal readers know, the Met is so bad at predicting the weather that even Auntie has sacked it!


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Global Warming - Shite Weather Predictions

In a moment of deja vu, the Express feels we are going to have yet another freezing cold winter (which, actually, we didn't have last year).

I dare say, if they keep repeating this year in and year out one year they may be right!

Meanwhile the organisation that got this summer's weather predictions wrong (the Met), and has been sacked by the BBC for being crap, has predicted that the next two years COULD be the hottest on record globally.

I assume both the Express and the Met will be wrong. Hence prepare for a mild winter and a shit summer!

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Ice Age Coming

As we enjoy a typically lack lustre British summer, those of you who are worried about global warming will be pleased to know that it is bollocks.

Seemingly, according to solar researchers from the university of Northumbria, the earth is 15 years from a "mini ice-age" that will cause bitterly cold winters during which rivers such as the Thames freeze over,

Thus validating what Nationwide reported back in the mid seventies!
 

Fluid movements within the sun, which are thought to create 11-year cycles in the weather, will converge in such a way that temperatures will fall dramatically in the 2030s.

Solar activity will fall by 60 per cent as two waves of fluid "effectively cancel each other out", according to Prof Valentina Zharkova.

Therefore if you don't want to freeze in 15 years time, start using more fossil fuels and ensure you maximise your greenhouse gas emissions!

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Weather Forecasting

Given the state's lamentable inability to forecast the weather, despite large amounts of taxpayers' money being used, I commend the above device as major step forward in weather forecasting technology.

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Nanny Sacrifices The Elderly on The Altar of Climate Change

I was less than gemused to read a while back (before the weather got colder) that Public Health England has advised that the elderly should set their central heating lower during the day this winter, in order to save money and help combat climate change.

Yes, you did read that correctly!

In order to advance Nanny's dogma of "climate change", the warmth and safety of the elderly is to be sacrificed on its altar!

Nanny used to advise that rooms should be kept at 21C during daylight hours and 18C at night. Nanny now advises that rooms should be kept at 18C both day and night.

Now this might be all well and good for the young and fit. However, those in their seventies and beyond tend to react to temperatures in a different manner and don't realise that they are slowly getting colder and colder.

I think that this advice is farking mental, and disgraceful!

Stuff climate change, if you are elderly the one thing you want to avoid during periods of coldness is hypothermia!

Turn the thermostat up!

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Nanny Bans Vacuums and Other Devices

Euro Nanny is on the warpath again, this time she has fixed her gimlet eye upon the humble vacuum cleaner; and has decreed that as from 1 September vacuums with motors in excess of 1,600 watts will be banned.

For why?

Apparently, if you believe Nanny's dodgy science, these products contribute to climate change.

Euro Nanny will require vacuum cleaners to be sold with a new system of labels, which will show their cleaning performance and requires a minimum level of performance.

However, these labels will be bollocks; because they are self regulating (ie the manufacturers create them and test them etc).

Once she has banned powerful suckers, Euro Nanny will also be banning high wattage hair driers and kettles.

Why not just go the whole hog, and initiate mandatory power cuts everyday?

Let's face it Euro Nanny would really love to do that, given her dictatorial ambitions!

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Rain

I see it's raining again!

Don your hi-vis everyone!

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Flooding and Politicians

As the UK continues to be engulfed by a veritable biblical flood, it is worthwhile noting that where a real response/solution to the flooding and infrastructure failures is needed our "beloved" politicians (irrespective of their political leanings and the number of hi vis photo opportunities they avail themselves of) have been shown to be powerless, inept and lethargic.


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Nanny Loves Little Animals

As the country endures a veritable 40 day biblical downpour of storms and floods (please note the water companies will be wasting most of this water and, come summer, will be claiming "drought"!), it is reassuring to know that Nanny's chums in the Environment Agency put the welfare of small animals and birds ahead of humans.

Aside from stopping the dredging of the 800 year old drainage channels in Somerset, lest the water voles be harmed, Nanny has also held back working on the protection of the Dawlish railway line until a study had been completed on the impact on local birdlife.

Lord Berkeley, a former rail industry executive, has said (as per the Telegraph) that the Environment Agency was “looking after birds before humans”.

The beaches and mudflats in the Dawlish area are a renowned haven for birdlife, home to 12,000 wading birds including oystercatchers and redshanks. Rare species including avocets and black-tailed godwits have also been seen.

Lord Berkeley said that the agency had not taken concerns about the railway seriously at a meeting.

“They said they could repopulate the beach, pump sand onto it to raise it up so the waves broke further out – but the birds would have to be looked after.” 

Nanny loves wildlife because it doesn't answer back, hence her continued efforts to turn us into hybrid "sheeple".

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Global Warming - Beware The Polar Vortex

I see that one of the consequences of "global warming" is the current "Polar Vortex" that is gripping North America and Canada.

Clearly without "global warming" it would have been even colder there!

Oh, and by the way, heavy snow storms on the East coast of the USA tend to end up over here 3-4 days later.

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Electric Blankets for All

I see that Nanny has suggested that we should use electric blankets in order to reduce our heating bills, and lessen the chances of the elderly freezing to death during the winter.

May I suggest a more energy efficient alternative?

Good old fashioned bed warmers (heated by hot coals)!

Failing that, how about removing the green tax levy on energy bills; thus reducing people's heating bills at the stroke of Nanny's pen?

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The Dangers of Vacuum Cleaners

I see that our EU overlords have legislated against "powerful" vacuum cleaners (those over 1,600 watts), which will be banned as from September 2014.

This will prove something of a problem for those who try to keep their homes free of dust, as the average wattage currently stands at 1,800.

However, the sucking situation will worsen, as by 2017 the maximum wattage allowed will be 900 watts.

There is a rather obvious flaw with the EU's master plan to save the planet. The lower the wattage, the longer the vacuum will have to be used for in order to fulfill its function!

Methinks banning the EU would be more effective, as it would massively reduce the emissions of harmful "hot air" gasses.

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