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Tuesday, April 05, 2016

CERN To Open The Gates of Hell?

Whilst British Nanny frets about all manner of trivia, and seeks to stop us doing anything which she construes to be remotely risky, it is heartwarming to see our chums in Europe throw caution to the wind and go where no man (how very un-pc of me) has gone before.

The European Organization for Nuclear Research, or CERN, is gearing up for another run at smashing particles together to unlock the secrets of the universe.

That means, according to some, blasting open a gateway for apocalyptic demons!

This rather puts into perspective all the fuss that Nanny makes over bacon sarnies and second hand vap smoke.

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  1. Expat in Canada2:21 PM

    Sigh! You'd think with all the information available on the internet that people would be smarter, in fact all it does is allow the idiots to get even dumber.

    There is the simple matter of the First Law of Thermodynamics - 'Energy cannot be created or destroyed'. To create a black hole, or whatever, that could gobble up the earth, you would need rather more energy than the LHC can deliver. In reality, it is questionable whether the actual energy of the collision would be enough to make a nice cup of tea.

  2. Anonymous8:29 PM

    @ Expat - Ah, so it's the same fear as last time then!

    I watched a programme on American 'Endtimers' some years ago which featured shops in some godforsaken backwater that had stocked up on kit to survive The Apocalypse!! (and people were actually buying the stuff!!!)