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Thursday, April 28, 2016

Japanese Nanny Bans Foreign Farts

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  1. Anonymous1:31 PM

    Here's news for the arrogant Jap bastards.

    He who smelt it......dealt it.

  2. Anonymous9:09 PM

    I don't like racist statements: a fart is a fart, and fairly unpleasant whatever sort of bottoms it comes from.

    Richmond Mathewson

  3. Anonymous11:28 PM

    You don’t like racist statements?

    Well you must be in a state of dilemma over this Richmond.
    Does it upset you that the Japanese have been called arrogant Japs, or are you concerned that they have been racist when accusing foreigners of being responsible for farting in public?

    As it is difficult to decide, just sit back in your self-righteous smugness and spout out your nonsense racist accusations.

    Without farting, of course.

  4. Anonymous3:56 PM

    Ha, Ha, Ha. The japanese have been racist for donkey's years; a well-known fact, although it is not PC to say that.

    However, farts are universal! So, let's hear it for the farts.