Humanity Becoming More Cretinous Day By Day

The Telegraph reports that a woman fatally shot her boyfriend in a YouTube stunt to "boost her online profile".

Monalisa Perez from Minnesota claimed after being charged in the shooting that it was a stunt gone badly wrong.

Ms Perez, who is pregnant, was charged on Wednesday with second-degree manslaughter in the death of Pedro Ruiz III.

According to a criminal complaint, 19-year-old Ms Perez told authorities Mr Ruiz wanted to make a YouTube video of her shooting a bullet into a book he was holding against his chest.

She says she fired from about a foot away and then fled the house, screaming.

Is it me, or are people becoming more cretinous day by day?

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When Is An ID Card Not An ID Card? When It's A Card Of Identification!

David Davis:'We're not going to introduce ID cards. We're going to introduce cards of identification'. Brilliant

— John Crace (@JohnJCrace) June 27, 2017

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Glastonbury - The Reality!

Glastonbury, enjoyed by tens of thousands of eco warriors, environmentalists and some anti fracking campaigners, all saving the planet. pic.twitter.com/knvB7rQd6M

— Alex Aston (@Alex_Aston) June 25, 2017

One naive soul noted that Glastonbury was a vegan paradise..all very well and millennial no doubt, except for the fact Glastonbury is a dairy farm.

Let them eat humus!

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Hottest Day Since Goodness Knows Alert

Allegedly today will be the hottest day in 176  years or 40 years depending on which MSM outlet you follow.

Nanny is now slavering with excitement at the thought of all the warnings and advice she will dispense.

I dare say we will survive without her input!


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The Horror!

Please RT to raise awareness of this horror pic.twitter.com/YMEy1yFBOu

— Marcher Lord (@MarcherLord1) June 20, 2017

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Warmish Weather Puts Britain on Cusp of National Emergency!

Heatwave so bad we’re just one step away from a ‘national emergency’ https://t.co/IddJREJPfZ ^MetroUK pic.twitter.com/EowmNWOjxK

— ...david jones (@_dpaj) June 20, 2017

Bollocks! 

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Only The Health Puritans Will Be Cared For

Remember, if you don't drink, smoke, eat red meat, and exercise regularly you could spend several years being cared for by BUPA #dispatches

— Action on Stuff (@StuffIsBad) June 19, 2017

No farking point in living so long if you can't enjoy your life!

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Nanny's Warm Weather Curfew

Heads up everyone, because of the current spell of warmish weather Nanny is telling people to stay inside out of the sun between 11:00 and 15:00.

Small factoid, in many other countries it is a good deal warmer than the UK for a lot longer than this current warm spell will last.

Why does Nanny feel that we are so weak and feeble that we can't survive a bit of warmth and sunshine?

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Kudos To Auntie

Kudos to Auntie for dropping Lily Allen from Newsnight.

That being said, I am somewhat mystified as to why she was slated to appear in the first place; given that she is not an expert in:

- fires,

- building safety,

- body identification etc

nor for that matter does she even live in the area full time (as she has a rural retreat).

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Question Re Fire Safety Procedures

I have a genuine question regarding fire safety procedures in blocks of flats.

When I was a kid, we were always told to immediately leave the building when the fire alarm sounded. When and why was this advice changed to "remain in your flat"?


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Sweden's Weapon Against Smoking - Snus!

Sweden figured out how to stop people from smoking. @NoceraBV knows its secret weapon https://t.co/KWNFGorxc2 via @bv

— Banker's Umbrella (@BankersUmbrella) June 14, 2017

Ironically Nanny has banned snus in the UK!

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Nanny Shuts S&M Club Over Health and Safety Fears

The Telegraph reports that a sadomasochist swingers club with a dungeon and torture chamber has been shutdown over health and safety concerns.

The Vivente private members club in Sunderland has been closed down for not complying with fire regulations.

Sunderland Magistrates' Court heard that as many as 60 revellers could be crammed into the club, which described itself as having a "whole new modern approach to the swinging lifestyle".

An old website for the club said the basement dungeon was "complete with St Georges Cross, stocks, sex-swing and plenty of implements to inflict pain".

There's irony for you!

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Public Health Quackery - Christopher Snowden Nails It!

One of the giveaways that 'public health' science is quackery is the fact that its findings can be predicted years before they are made. (1)

— Christopher Snowdon (@cjsnowdon) June 6, 2017

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The Health and Safety Aspects of Shooting To Kill Terrorists

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Earth Is Bolloxed Up - Go and Get Drunk!

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— Viz Comic (@vizcomic) June 1, 2017

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