Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
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Monday, July 29, 2019

Nanny Hates Biscuits

Nanny's Chief Medical Officer, Dame Sally Davies, has claimed that women are eating 'two biscuits too much each day' and that we need to be 'honest' about weight.

'I do think we have to be honest about it and not pretend people aren't overweight or obese.

What makes this happen is, on average, women eat one or two biscuits too much each day. 

So we need people to think about [eating] a little less every day so that they're stable and [eating] a little less than that every day to steadily drop [their weight]'.
This means that Nanny thinks that it's okay for men to eat as many biscuits as they wish.

It is clear that our eating, drinking and smoking habits won't kill us; we will die of misery instead!

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