Big Brother - Welcome To Camden

My compliments to Camden Council for living "the dream", and turning Walker House (a housing estate) into a version of 1984.

The council, for reasons best known to themselves, have installed CCTV talking cameras in the communal grounds of Walker House.

What do these cameras do?

Well, if you happen to walk near them, they talk to you in an American accent and say:

Stop, this is a restricted area and your photograph is being taken. It will be sent for processing if you don't leave the area now."

The council claim that it is to stop anti social behaviour, drug dealing etc etc.

However, here are two modest factoids:

1 Not everyone who walks through the communal grounds is a criminal (these are communal grounds after all!).

2 The Home Office's crime-mapping site does not show any crimes at the estate in the last year.

These cameras are highly annoying, offensive, dangerous and bollocks!

Councils are the enemies of the people!

Enjoy the above footage taken by local resident Jim Jepps.

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Booze Matters - Just a Little Bit More

I am gemused to see that Nanny (remember folks MPs get to drink tax subsidised booze) still has a bee in her bonnet about how much we drink.

I am therefore hugely gemused to see that she has now started airing TV adverts that recommend that we drink "just a little bit more".

Hear hear hear!!

What?

What's that you say?

The adverts are warning us of the dangers of drinking "just a little bit more"?

Well that's a bit stupid isn't it?

An advert drawing our attention to drinking "just a little bit more" is in fact going to tempt us to drink "just a little bit more" isn't it?

Ho Hum, seemingly Nanny is of the view that these adverts will not tempt us to drink "just a little bit more" and is trying to warn us of the increased risks of mouth cancer from booze.

Will Nanny's MPs be giving up their subsidised booze then, in the face of this danger?

No, I thought not!

Wrt the risk of getting mouth cancer, here's the reality according to Cancer Research:

- The ACTUAL risk of contracting mouth cancer is approximately 8 in 100,000


That means that there is is a 99.992% chance that you WON'T get mouth cancer.

Drinking two glasses of wine per day reduces the risk that you WON'T get mouth cancer to 99.976%

As ever with Nanny, and the cretins in the media and House of Commons, the concept of risk has been distorted from almost zero chance to "absolutely definite" merely to support a political agenda.

This of course makes a mockery of all government health warnings, as no one will believe them anymore!

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Snow Business Like Snow Business

Over a year ago I wrote about BAA being unable to keep Thiefrow open during the snow.

Well here we are, some 13 months later, and BAA have once again demonstrated that they are unable to manage a piss up in a brewery.

Last night's "staggering" snow fall, of but a few centimetres, has caused BAA to cancel vast swathes of scheduled flights from Thiefrow today.

Evidently no one told BAA that snow was coming...oh, hang on a minute!!

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Nanny Bans Top Totty

I sometimes wonder why it is that we bother to elect politicians, if all it is they do is find remarkably irrelevant "issues" to get in a huff about instead of trying to address matters that are of greater concern and importance.

Step up to the plate Labour MP Kate Green who, evidently with nothing else to do in her job, has banned "Top Totty" ale from being served in the Strangers' Bar in the House of Commons.

For why?

Green was left ''disturbed'' after seeing the picture of the lady in a bikini on the beer pump.

Enter the fray Sally Bercow (the "respected" wife of the Speaker whose only claim to "fame" is for posing in a sheet and appearing on Big Brother), she bleated/tweeted “Cannot *believe* that there’s a beer called Top Totty on sale in the Commons! Outrageous – does Mr B know?”

Suffice to say this pathetic outburst has given some very decent publicity to the brewer of "Top Totty", Slater's.

Pathetic!

These are the same women who complain that women are not taken seriously in politics!

Of course, the other question is, why the hell are these people drinking booze that is subsidised by us when they tell us that we shouldn't be buying discounted booze from supermarkets!
 
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My Child The Rioter - The Product of The Nanny State

On Tuesday evening I watched a BBC2 documentary about some of the people who rioted last summer (see it here "My Child The Rioter"), it featured interviews with some of the families and people who took part.

One particular individual, Ryan (there he is above with his father), particularly stood out. Aside from being a cretin, he happily spouted a home spun theory that his thievery that night was a "political" statement. He then went on to say that he hoped that the police got hurt.

Quote:

"I wanted to see policemen being attacked

I wanted to see them being injured, I wanted to see them being treated the way they treat us. This was going to change society. Hopefully for the better."

His parents, instead of admonishing him, said that had they been younger they would have joined in.

Ryan is a product of the Nanny state. He has been brought up from birth to believe that he is entitled to everything, and that when life lets him down (as it does for most people) it is not his fault but that of "society".

The "anger" (faux or genuine) of those who claim that their actions that night were some form of protest against the police or the state (quite how burning down local shops and stealing trainers amounts to a "political" action I'm not sure) has arisen because the rioters have been told that they are entitled to everything, yet have realised that they cannot have everyhting.

Life, like it or not, can be pretty shitty at times. We are all "victims" of luck (good/bad), circumstances, upbringing, location etc etc. Those who are mature enough to understand that things don't always go well, and that even if you do your best you can sometimes screw up, don't go round thieving and buring shops down.

Sadly, the Nanny state has left vast swathes of the population in a permanent "child like" mental state (adults unable to accept responsibility or to grow up), where life's kicks and knocks produce an immature tantrum and a burning sense of rage against the "unfairness" of the world (as demonstrated by the likes of Ryan).

What should be of great concern to us all is that the future of our country lies in the hands of people like Ryan!


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Prats of The Week - Sherborne Police

Ohh Err Missus, it's midweek and I have yet to award one of my prestigious, and internationally renowned, Prats of The Week awards.

Therefore without further ado, I hereby award it this week to the Sherborne Police.

For why?

Just ask Mark Ashley-Miller, who runs a gift shop (The Present Finder) in Sherbrone.

A year ago Mr Ashley- Miller began selling calculators that were shaped like guns. Someone recently saw them in the shop and complained to the firearms police.

Can you guess what happened next children?

Yes, that's right, the police raided Mr Ashley-Miller's shop/warehouse and confiscated 30 calculators and various toy guns.

The police assessed the 'weapons' to decide if they should be destroyed or returned to the shop, and have now decided that they can be sold and are to return them to Mr Ashley-Miller.

The £6.50 'gun' calculator has a calculator keypad on the handle and an LCD display on the barrel. The user has to pull the trigger to calculate their sums. Here is a link to the website where you can buy a Gun Calculator.

Technically Mr Ashley-Miller might have been in breach of the Violent Crime Reduction Act 2006. However, given that he has been selling the gun calculators for almost a year, it is strange that the police have not warned him before about this or checked them.  

In fact 370 of the gun calculators have already been sold, therefore (in theory) a large number of families may be expecting a visit from the Firearms Police.

Anyhoo, the calculators are to be returned.

A waste of time and resources!

Sherborne Police, well deserving "Prats of The Week".

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