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Friday, February 03, 2012

Nanny Bans Top Totty

I sometimes wonder why it is that we bother to elect politicians, if all it is they do is find remarkably irrelevant "issues" to get in a huff about instead of trying to address matters that are of greater concern and importance.

Step up to the plate Labour MP Kate Green who, evidently with nothing else to do in her job, has banned "Top Totty" ale from being served in the Strangers' Bar in the House of Commons.

For why?

Green was left ''disturbed'' after seeing the picture of the lady in a bikini on the beer pump.

Enter the fray Sally Bercow (the "respected" wife of the Speaker whose only claim to "fame" is for posing in a sheet and appearing on Big Brother), she bleated/tweeted “Cannot *believe* that there’s a beer called Top Totty on sale in the Commons! Outrageous – does Mr B know?

Suffice to say this pathetic outburst has given some very decent publicity to the brewer of "Top Totty", Slater's.


These are the same women who complain that women are not taken seriously in politics!

Of course, the other question is, why the hell are these people drinking booze that is subsidised by us when they tell us that we shouldn't be buying discounted booze from supermarkets!
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  1. Anonymous12:38 PM

    As Top Totty will no longer be served, perhaps it may be replaced with one of the following beers.

    Fiddler’s Elbow (Brewed in Wychwood)

    Homo Erectus (From the Walking Man brewery, Portland)

    Arrogant Bastard (Very appropriate, from the Stone Brewing Company, California)

    Double Bastard Ale (Stone Brewery, again)

    And the winner is……………….Raging Bitch (Brewed by the Flying Dog Brewery)

  2. Ken,

    The answer to your final question is simple; because politicians are hypocrets....Don't do as we do, do as we say.

    I feel sorry for people that can be so upset by such little things, I do wonder how disturbed they are by the TV and real life in general.

    I love Anon's list of ales especially Raging Bitch: Very apt!

  3. Anonymous5:26 PM

    Heard the ghastly La Bercow bleating about the injustice of the honours system on radio the other day whereby the real heroes get only MBEs whilst "Establishment flunkeys" get knighthoods. It was all going swimmingly until opposing opinion pointed out that her husband will be shooed into the Lords. I'd gleefully await her correcting her title when it happens but I'm hoping to be dead by then.


  4. Anonymous4:59 PM

    Local hospital sign:

    "Customer Insight Unit"

    anyone know what this is?