Nanny Knows Best
Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.
Friday, August 30, 2019
David T C Davies Nails It!
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Labels:
environment,
extinction rebellion
Friday, August 23, 2019
Cannibalism To Save The Planet
I will leave this here....
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Labels:
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Thursday, August 22, 2019
Brexit Makes Auntie Squirm
Last night's 10PM news broadcast from Auntie was, for once, quite amusing.
As she always does Auntie launched into a report about no deal Brexit, and the possible food and medicine shortages arising from no deal Brexit.
Yet, despite her best efforts, the professionals she interviewed in both the food and medicine industries said that there would be no shortages and that the matter was in hand.
It was a delight to see Auntie squirm and look so deflated!
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Labels:
Auntie,
brexit,
nanny knows best
Tuesday, August 20, 2019
Cauliflowers Are No Laughing Matter!
Kudos and sympathies to Swedish comedian Olaf Falafel, who has won Dave's "Funniest Joke of The Fringe" award at the Edinburgh Festival with the niche culinary pun.
He took the title with the gag:
"I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets".It is from Falafel's show It's One Giant Leek For Mankind at the Pear Tree (a pub I used to imbibe in regularly when I was a student there in the early 1980's).
Sympathies though to Mr Falafel, who fell foul of the charity Tourettes Action which said the joke was not funny and had received calls to its helpline with people complaining about the gag.
They want him to apologise.
Proof, if ever it were needed, that humour will always offend someone.
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Labels:
humour,
nanny knows best,
offence
Friday, August 16, 2019
Chlorinated Chicken Crisis Resolved
Those of you fearful of eating American chlorinated chicken, that will be force fed you post Brexit, need fear no more.
Simply rinse it under the tap in British chlorinated water!
Oh..hang on a minute....
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Thursday, August 15, 2019
Racist Fried Chicken Box Message
Is this some kind of joke?! Why have you chosen chicken shops? What's next, #KnifeFree watermelons? https://t.co/34DwwxSmCN— David Lammy (@DavidLammy) August 14, 2019
As to whether an anti knife crime message on the inside of a fried chicken box will help lessen knife crime, I cannot say.
However, to call it racist implies that only non white people eat fried chicken; which is in itself appears to be racist.
I eat fried chicken, and have done so since I was a kid (though I have never carried a knife).
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Labels:
knives,
nanny knows best,
racism
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