I have mixed news to report about the no smoking signs in our lift.One of the four has now been removed, that still leaves three!
However, on the plus side, there has been no attempt to erect (can I say "erect"?) signs telling people not to murder each other, rob each other or commit any other crimes.
I guess that means our lift counts as a form of "legal hyperspace"; where normal laws do not apply, except for the "no smoking" rule?
I also noted that in our gardens yesterday, there was a bloke sitting on one of our benches playing a mouth organ (can I say "organ"?).
This of course is a clear breach of Nanny's rules re public performances requiring a licence.
Another person was observed having a crafty fag behind the garage block.
Clearly my apartment block is home to some very dangerous elements.
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