Ladies and Gentlemen,
I have a confession to make...
Whilst trying to safeguard the rest of the UK from the encroachment of Nanny, I have neglected my own doorstep so to speak.
I wear many hats in life, one of them is director of our apartment block management company.
Imagine my surprise yesterday when on entering our lift, I allowed my eyes to wander around the walls; and realised that, over the past month, the number of notices in the lift telling you not to smoke had increased from one to four!
For farks sake!
How absurd is that?
How the hell did that happen on my watch?
Needless to say, I will be rectifying this ASAP.
Sorry about that lamentable lack of attention, it won't happen again.