Nanny manages to interfere in people's lives, even when they are dead.
We had wanted to scatter Dad's ashes at sea, that seemingly simple task requires an environmentally friendly urn and permission from some government organ.
Plan B was to scatter them on the Thames, again this requires the use of an environmental urn that biodegrades in a friendly manner. Fine, until my mother fractured her pelvis, which made the boarding of the Thames cruise boat all but impossible for her.
Plan C is to scatter them on his parents' grave, again seemingly we need permission of the cemetery.